How to pick up a dachsund


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#2

It’s not okay to just use a pitchfork then?


#3

“hey, baby, come here often?”

i’ll get my coat…


#4

Beagles are easy.


#5

You DO know the difference between a truck full of dachshunds and a truck full of bowling balls!


#6

How do they get their dachshunds to stay still like that? I pick mine up by whatever part of him I can grab hold of while he’s running around eating my shoes…


#7

My kids have a dachshund, can confirm.

Optionally, if you are so inclined, you can hold the dachshund like a Tommy Gun and make pew-pew noises. The dogs don’t typically mind, as long as you hold them right.


#8

“Lyndon Johnson picked me up by my ears and pronounced me a Great Dane.”
-Victor Borge


#9

High-maintenance hound…

Still a great companion, though.


#10

I’ve been thinking all this time that’s what the tails were for.


#11

Well, that’s why you have to watch the video. If you simply reached underneath with one hand and grabbed his nuggies, he would stop running around…


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