Aye. And they should know better!
Pete is a recovering alcoholic, and Repete is his AA sponsor. Repete convinces Pete that he is having a moment of weakness, and they both go get a cup of coffee at a dirty, run down Dunkin Doughnuts.
Afterwards, Pete goes home to his wife, only to find she has left. There was a note, but Pete didn’t read it.
Repete decided to take a walk by the pond. There were ducks swimming and flouncing around. Repete lets out a long sigh, and descends into the pond.
Answer: Repete got ducked.
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It’s something to do with Julius Kaiser, isn’t it?
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One time I was in a bar, in San Diego, at a conference hotel in between sessions.
So I’m having a soda at the bar, and in walks this duck. I turn to the guy next to me and say “is this some kind of joke?” He looked at me like I was a lunatic, so I pointed to the duck.
We laughed and decided it was time for liquor. The bartender looked at both of us like we were lunatics, because I guess the duck lived there and came in every afternoon.
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with a stoppard?
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I am Curius, Orange
No Grey Duck 20 mi from MN Eastern border…
#notallperipheralminnesotans
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It’s pronounced “hoverboard.”
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Its pronounced /məˈdmən/
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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says “Is this some kind of joke?”
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Do you need this?
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Your a madame
- How do you pronounce the word gift ?
- So, then, how would you pronounce the word gift without the t at the end?
- Are there any words in the English language where the addition of a t at the end of the word changes the sound of an initial consonant?
- No.
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I’ve made similar arguments about why kilometer should not rhyme with thermometer.
How do you say kilogram? Kill-o-gram, right? Then that should tell you the right way to pronounce kilometer.
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i am going to say kilog-ram from now on. thank you.
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If you stress the third from last syllable on all three of those words like I do, they all follow the same rule.
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I use my kill-o-meter to slay those who mispronounce gif.
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