How would food walk?

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My “pizza walk” is legendary, in my own mind.

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One of these days these fruits are gonna walk right over you.

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I sometimes leave food in the fridge so long it walks out on its own.

It’s never a pretty sight.

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This person has an incredibly rich inner life, and I. Am. SO. Jealous.

It must be a damned delight in her head.

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That was delightful! Thank you!

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Have you seen Sausage Party?

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didn’t watch, but pretty sure celery stalks.

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Ah but how would a lasagna noodle swim?

lasagna-swimming

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You maybe should. She has one that is not really a walk, and I think more being in a feta position. :slight_smile:

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Well that’s made my day better. Quite a bit better actually

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Are there different gaits for stuffed crust, thin crust, and Chicago style? :wink:

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Maybe different expressions to go with toppings. Pepperoni pizza is cool and relaxed, knowing they can go anywhere and make friends. Cheese pizza is a little introverted and shy though very happy you’re interested. Hawaiian pizza is proud and defiant – they know how many people hate what they are, and they don’t give a damn.

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Shhhh! That’s privileged information.

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The “everything pizza” is a bumbling guy with dandruff, just dropping things everywhere :wink:

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Apparently I walk like a potato. That makes sense I suppose

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Is that like a cake walk, but with anchovies?

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That vindaloo should be even spicier.

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