Originally published at: How would food walk? | Boing Boing
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My “pizza walk” is legendary, in my own mind.
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I sometimes leave food in the fridge so long it walks out on its own.
It’s never a pretty sight.
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This person has an incredibly rich inner life, and I. Am. SO. Jealous.
It must be a damned delight in her head.
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That was delightful! Thank you!
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Have you seen Sausage Party?
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didn’t watch, but pretty sure celery stalks.
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Ah but how would a lasagna noodle swim?
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You maybe should. She has one that is not really a walk, and I think more being in a feta position. 
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Well that’s made my day better. Quite a bit better actually
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Are there different gaits for stuffed crust, thin crust, and Chicago style? 
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Maybe different expressions to go with toppings. Pepperoni pizza is cool and relaxed, knowing they can go anywhere and make friends. Cheese pizza is a little introverted and shy though very happy you’re interested. Hawaiian pizza is proud and defiant – they know how many people hate what they are, and they don’t give a damn.
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Shhhh! That’s privileged information.
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The “everything pizza” is a bumbling guy with dandruff, just dropping things everywhere
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Apparently I walk like a potato. That makes sense I suppose
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Is that like a cake walk, but with anchovies?
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That vindaloo should be even spicier.
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