HOWTO wash your hair in space

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The sensible thing to do would be to shave oneā€™s head, or at least get a buzzcut. Undone long hair in zero gravity always looks like a cartoon electrocution anyway, or in this case a troll doll.

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Is this what passes for research up there? Give us more robots.

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It seems like thatā€™s true only in the sense that it would be sensible for everyone on Earth to shave their heads, too. I mean, it would save a lot of time shampooing. (As someone with near-waist-length thick hair, Iā€™ve certainly considered the potential benefits of just shaving it all off.) But if you wash your body anyway (and astronauts on the ISS do), washing your hair isnā€™t that much more of a big deal.

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I dunno. Chris Hadfield wrung out a washcloth in space and people seemed pretty excited about that.

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Yeah, whatever, dudeā€¦ that was fucking awesome.

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I never understood why women in space insist on the ā€˜big hairā€™ cut.
Short cropped hair would be way to go. You donā€™t have to go all bald.

Zero g Hairstyles could be the next big thing. Geeze look at Xeni, even before the cancer, she had a space age cut of hair ready for zero g.

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Guile from Street Fighter?

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That was my first thought when I saw the video too. But then, sheā€™s just too damn talented to need to care what we think anyway ā€”so kudos to her for uploading it and being informative.

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Most of Earth is not wall-to-wall sensitive equipment, much of it critical to survival. And when hair falls out on Earth it falls gently to the ground (or shower drain screen) and stays there.

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This is not research. Itā€™s more of a ā€œhow do you do that in space?ā€ episode.

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Like the general masses care. Letā€™s spend billions of dollars too show how hair is washed in space. Thank you tax payers.

I would remind you that the Entire ISS has cost less than half of what was spent on the F-22 raptor ā€“ and the ISS doesnā€™t try to kill its users. (cf. ā€œRaptor Lung.ā€)

Relatively speaking, this taxpayer got a helluva good deal on that zero-G hairwashing video.

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The ā€œwaste of taxpayer dollarsā€ troll seems to be a very common genus.

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But never genius.

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The same procedure with less hair:

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Life in micro gravity does look a real chore, but it does allow for some epic quiff action.

Why does the astronautā€™s hair stand up like that? Air currents? Static? The angle of the follicles?

Interesting stuff. Iā€™d not heard of that before.

Man, I am astounded by all the people saying ā€œastronauts should shave their heads baldā€ or ā€œboo, she looks like a troll dollā€. One, what astronauts do with their hair is up to them and letā€™s be honest- theyā€™re the experts here, theyā€™ll know a lot more about what will and will not impact their jobs or be a pain or whatever than random internet people.

Two: Long hair in space looks awesome. How can you not love the float-y, surreal, illustration-like way it twists and curls and moves?

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