A treasure trove of recent botness:
Awww, so cute and bleepy!
Influential Early Hip Hop MegaProducers snooped anywhere and everywhere, when they could get away with it.
What about your Mark Mothersbaugh ?
Oh, Admiral!
Next logical step:
Why do we ask?
Because:
CHASER
The secret joy of soft rules is important to me, so stupid bureaucracy is an utter crock
soft-butter-is-important-to-me-so-i-use-a-butter-crock
david-graebers-the-utopia-of-rules-on-technology-stupidity-and-the-secret-joys-of-bureaucracy
WORDS IS STUPID
People throwing pennies can’t afford the future - cultural institutions and the pointy-headed color of spring
no-future-for-you-cultural-institutions-cant-afford-to-play-along-with-pointy-headed-bosses
people-throwing-pennies-changed-the-color-of-a-yellowstone-hot-spring
Watch this cop who switched off traffic cam in order to make illegal threats morph itself in a magnificant underwater camouflage display
watch-this-octopus-morph-itself-in-a-magnificent-underwater-camouflage-display
cop-who-switched-off-traffic-cam-in-order-to-make-illegal-threats-will-keep-his-job
Stay Puft oversized haircuts transform the homeless
stay-puft-oversized-action-figure
haircuts-transform-the-homeless
Your tax-dollars at work ("We have the technology; we can rebuild her. ")
or
##Mary Lou Retton, Agent of DARPA
And why haven’t you entered, eh?
I don’t have the time.
I should be making a new twitter bot (“News for Goats!”) and continuing work on my fairy tale generator, and thinking about starting the creation-myth generator, and buying my wife a valentine’s day card.
Or at least gleaning the gems from my existing bots, and wallowing in my former glory.
Also because it’s “just a broken-down guitar”.
Get your ass to Mars Charybdis, son! Won’t take much time outta your day at all.
And the guitars are quite shiny and well-strung, too.
#BOT BANANZA
(just look at it)
First it was comment censorship, then paid endorsements; will those fiends never stop?!?!?
[hurries to pawnship frequented by Man]
Two. Infinite. Earths. (totally not one of the sequels)
Coincidentally, this was on my wife’s Valentine’s Day card:
I do understand that much of the humor in that thread was pretty tasteless, but this is just predatory:
Has the grace at least to feel guilty about it:
THE EMPIRE NEVER ENDED (this is the Black Iron Prison):
The Internet is for Cats (likely to keep us from taking the red pill and realizing we’re in the BIP):