You’ve got to train the bot to say, “I heard you liked etc. etc.” in these instances.
I’d say you’ve automated the FOX News desk.
Toddler is adorably blown away by Ted Nugent
's Hedge Hog
I’m looking forward to this when the campaign is in full-swing:
Another FTFY Huffing:
#boingboingafterdark
Your Mom kept telling you, if you feed them, they’re only going to start to depend on you…
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Radical Brownies, you had ONE JOB.
300 baud dial-up with out-of-state rates could be painful.
Sometimes the Disney posting does get out of hand.
Monkey patiently shows London cop who repeatedly kicked, beat woman how to do a dick move properly
Google and the US Goverment share a sweet moment of snuggle, didn’t tell anyone
Seagulls dislike Koch brothers
These two are perfecting their grave dancing technique…
What Should I Read Next? “The Quarry”
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What should I read next did not have The Quarry in it’s database – had to enter the isbn
A treasure trove of recent botness:
Awww, so cute and bleepy!
Influential Early Hip Hop MegaProducers snooped anywhere and everywhere, when they could get away with it.
What about your Mark Mothersbaugh ?
Oh, Admiral!
Next logical step:
Why do we ask?
Because:
CHASER
The secret joy of soft rules is important to me, so stupid bureaucracy is an utter crock
soft-butter-is-important-to-me-so-i-use-a-butter-crock
david-graebers-the-utopia-of-rules-on-technology-stupidity-and-the-secret-joys-of-bureaucracy
WORDS IS STUPID