Turd transplant who switched off traffic cam in order to make illegal threats will keep his job
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People throwing pennies canât afford the future - cultural institutions and the pointy-headed color of spring
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Watch this cop who switched off traffic cam in order to make illegal threats morph itself in a magnificant underwater camouflage display
watch-this-octopus-morph-itself-in-a-magnificent-underwater-camouflage-display
cop-who-switched-off-traffic-cam-in-order-to-make-illegal-threats-will-keep-his-job
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Stay Puft oversized haircuts transform the homeless
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haircuts-transform-the-homeless
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Your tax-dollars at work ("We have the technology; we can rebuild her. ")
or
##Mary Lou Retton, Agent of DARPA
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And why havenât you entered, eh?
I donât have the time. 
I should be making a new twitter bot (âNews for Goats!â) and continuing work on my fairy tale generator, and thinking about starting the creation-myth generator, and buying my wife a valentineâs day card. 
Or at least gleaning the gems from my existing bots, and wallowing in my former glory.
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Also because itâs âjust a broken-down guitarâ.
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Get your ass to Mars Charybdis, son! Wonât take much time outta your day at all.
And the guitars are quite shiny and well-strung, too.
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#BOT BANANZA
(just look at it)
First it was comment censorship, then paid endorsements; will those fiends never stop?!?!?
[hurries to pawnship frequented by Man]
Two. Infinite. Earths. (totally not one of the sequels)
Coincidentally, this was on my wifeâs Valentineâs Day card:
I do understand that much of the humor in that thread was pretty tasteless, but this is just predatory:
Has the grace at least to feel guilty about it:
THE EMPIRE NEVER ENDED (this is the Black Iron Prison):
The Internet is for Cats (likely to keep us from taking the red pill and realizing weâre in the BIP):
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Dirty minds think alike
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Does it come with decals, or do we hafta paint the d#$n thing?
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Theyâre on-sale THIS WEEK ONLY
Remember when Guthrie went Electric?
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Thank G-d for 1973 Colleges! Theyâre always on the ball!
#Long live the great Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism!
###metal
