People throwing pennies can’t afford the future - cultural institutions and the pointy-headed color of spring
Watch this cop who switched off traffic cam in order to make illegal threats morph itself in a magnificant underwater camouflage display
Stay Puft oversized haircuts transform the homeless
Your tax-dollars at work ("We have the technology; we can rebuild her. ")
##Mary Lou Retton, Agent of DARPA
And why haven’t you entered, eh?
I don’t have the time.
I should be making a new twitter bot (“News for Goats!”) and continuing work on my fairy tale generator, and thinking about starting the creation-myth generator, and buying my wife a valentine’s day card.
Or at least gleaning the gems from my existing bots, and wallowing in my former glory.
Also because it’s “just a broken-down guitar”.
Get your ass to
Mars Charybdis, son! Won’t take much time outta your day at all.
And the guitars are quite shiny and well-strung, too.
(just look at it)
First it was comment censorship, then paid endorsements; will those fiends never stop?!?!?
[hurries to pawnship frequented by Man]
Two. Infinite. Earths. (totally not one of the sequels)
Coincidentally, this was on my wife’s Valentine’s Day card:
I do understand that much of the humor in that thread was pretty tasteless, but this is just predatory:
Has the grace at least to feel guilty about it:
THE EMPIRE NEVER ENDED (this is the Black Iron Prison):
The Internet is for Cats (likely to keep us from taking the red pill and realizing we’re in the BIP):
Dirty minds think alike
Does it come with decals, or do we hafta paint the d#$n thing?
They’re on-sale THIS WEEK ONLY
Remember when Guthrie went Electric?
Thank G-d for 1973 Colleges! They’re always on the ball!
#Long live the great Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism!