Mood-killing? Some of us think grinding noises are hot. De gustabus non est disputandem.
Your first girlfriend had Temporomandibular Joint Dysfunction?
WILSON!!! (couldn’t help it )
No, she was an In-Sink-Er-Ator.
What ever happened to the similar device that was supposed to sync the motion to videos, and was DRMed so that it couldn’t be synced to videos by anyone else? (The Keurig or Lexmark of robiticized blowjob devices.)
For some reason I really don’t feel like Googling the necessary keywords…
An add-on for Oculus Rift?
“Cockulus Stiffed.”
You’re welcome, porn industry.
Wait till you’re at your friend’s house.
You definitely want to use Ixquick for those shady queries.
Funnily enough, Vice, last year:
http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/real-sex-virtual-reality-oculus-rift-tenga
When the going gets tuff, the tuff get going…
Jones Crusher, Jones Crusher
Deadly jaws, better get the gauze
That’s Adrian Belew on vocals, with a very interesting feedback guitar track in the background.
Well, the mood-killing grinding noise could surely be drowned out by some mood-enhancing music - NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN by the Moody Blues, for example, or MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS by Maria Muldaur - but the “not feeling good” factor would seem to be a more pressing impediment to successful oral sex simulator.
Yep. Have sex with one of them, and you’re never the same again.
Is this technology incorporated into Samsung’s new device?
Robot – can’t beat nature: