Huffing Boing Boing

The secret joy of soft rules is important to me, so stupid bureaucracy is an utter crock

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WORDS IS STUPID

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To do in Hawaii: Pow! Wow! Turd transplant

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Turd transplant who switched off traffic cam in order to make illegal threats will keep his job

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People throwing pennies can’t afford the future - cultural institutions and the pointy-headed color of spring

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Rand Paul: solve vaccination issues Through Rhyme & Space: hip hop/Beatles mashups

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Watch this cop who switched off traffic cam in order to make illegal threats morph itself in a magnificant underwater camouflage display

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West Virginia lawmaker on turd transplant: beautiful.

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Stay Puft oversized haircuts transform the homeless

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Your tax-dollars at work ("We have the technology; we can rebuild her. ")

or

##Mary Lou Retton, Agent of DARPA

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Paging @Donald_Petersen

 

registration (for those who like broken-down guitars).

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And why haven’t you entered, eh?

I don’t have the time. :frowning:

I should be making a new twitter bot (“News for Goats!”) and continuing work on my fairy tale generator, and thinking about starting the creation-myth generator, and buying my wife a valentine’s day card. :grimacing:

Or at least gleaning the gems from my existing bots, and wallowing in my former glory.

 

Also because it’s “just a broken-down guitar”.

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Get your ass to Mars Charybdis, son! Won’t take much time outta your day at all.

And the guitars are quite shiny and well-strung, too.

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Videos of homoerotic fellatio robot

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#BOT BANANZA
(just look at it)

First it was comment censorship, then paid endorsements; will those fiends never stop?!?!?

[hurries to pawnship frequented by Man]

Two. Infinite. Earths. (totally not one of the sequels)

Coincidentally, this was on my wife’s Valentine’s Day card:

I do understand that much of the humor in that thread was pretty tasteless, but this is just predatory:

Has the grace at least to feel guilty about it:

THE EMPIRE NEVER ENDED (this is the Black Iron Prison):

The Internet is for Cats (likely to keep us from taking the red pill and realizing we’re in the BIP):

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3D printing tactile versions of sex offender’s home

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Watch Adam Savage build a cosmonaut spaceprobe

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Dirty minds think alike

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Does it come with decals, or do we hafta paint the d#$n thing?

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