Those kids are minutes away from getting their books dumped.
And/or being on the receiving end of several Atomic Wedgies.
Dispatches from the (near) future:
Who wouldn’t want to be Dance Captain for the Internet Archive?!?!?!?!
He was fleshy, grotesque and mutated - no getting around it - but MAN could he play the vibes!
“Baby, If you want to get go on a roadtrip you buy these small cars and let them drive all over for the cameras. That’s Hotwheels, man!”
::blink blink::
Blame Canada!
Major selling points. Sure it’s all adcopy. But it’s TRUE.
I’m not sure who these guys are, but they’re followed by Erik aargh Hanson!
also:
Is your bot getting…famous?!?
Only gained 2 followers in the past week, so prolly not.
However, at 65 followers it is my most popular bot!
Just look at it:
Did you end up putting the source code for this online? I’m building a Chuck Tingle Markov Bot for my friend’s birthday present, and I’m a little confused on the actual ‘tweeting’ step.
If you’re using heroku though, their free tier has changed, and you’re better off not having any timing mechanism whatsoever. Have it run only once when executed, and use a scheduled task (their own weird interface to a limited cron job) to trigger it throughout the day.
Thanks!
It may be a wee bit dystopian, but we a truly living in the future:
uh… boogie?
First it was fire, now there’s no stopping the bears:
HE’S MADE FROM PEOPLE!
Protest all you want, but these deals are on fleek!
40-year-old punks should be shot, or re-educated through labor.
… now that we need it, more than ever
That nasty little website. Sad!
Now THAT is what I call a re-imagining!
Tasty, last-minute christmas hipster gift:
Sexy, last-minute christmas hipster gift:
Sexy, last-minute christmas hipster emo gift:
AUTOMATE ALL THE humor THINGS
scary, but so whimsical!
Now you know why “ribofunk” never really caught on:
#YUP
: The George W. Bush Story