Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/20/human-composting-is-now-legal.html
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I’m dying to try this.
Wait, were we not supposed to be putting human remains in the compost bin? This waste sorting system is so confusing.
Only on alternating Thursdays that are even days.
My wife’s been threatening to bury me in the back 40 for years with the tractor. I guess it’s legal now!
It is every citizen’s final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people.
Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, “Ethics for Tomorrow”
Nice try, Washington, but I’m already human compost.
Washington state? Yeah that tracks. We already have human manure. https://www.cityoftacoma.org/cms/one.aspx?pageId=16884
Perfect name is perfect.
Just throw my corpse to the birds and wild animals.
Each body is expected to produce a cubic yard of compost? Just how big ARE people in Washington state?
Dunno, but it sure is tricky to get the timing right on the funeral service to finish just before the regularly scheduled compost pick up truck arrives to empty the totter.
Sounds like a great setup for an allegorical B horror movie.
Okay, I’m not an expert, but isn’t this how we get prion diseases?
Always, always be careful what you wish for…
Yeah, this has to be an error. Even a cubic foot would seem high to me. After liquids, there’s not a lot of material.