Human corpse in street turns out to be brisket


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#2

No less a crime. What a waste of a tender, mouth-watering cut of meat.


#3

He wasn’t just a brisket, he was a man and he had a name. His name was Robert Paulson


#4

“It looked like a torso” is not spectacularly wrong, is it? Part of one, at least.


#5

What kind of animal would leave that in the street?


#6

Probably those pesky Brisket Liberation Front folks.


#7

Looks like competition to my group, the Liberation Front of Brisket.

You should have seen their crack suicide squad.


#8

What I want to see is Sheriff Fife’s opinion on this travesty…


#9

Splitters!


#10

I’m just so pleased to see that the police didn’t taze/shoot/pepper spray the poor thing.

Can’t we all be a little happy about that?

(a damn shame about wasting a brisket, though…)


#11

Ah. I was a little worried it was the brisket of Dunkin’ Donuts’ Nigel Travis - roadkill before we had a chance to get Schwartz’s smoked meat recipe.


#12

A little pepper spray would have gone a long way toward covering up that lying in the road taste…


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