Human heart found in salt pile

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Creepy.

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Sodium is bad for the heart.

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Yes, that’s them.

I wouldn’t know, I left mine in San Francisco.

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It’s probably George Michael’s. Now we just have to find out who he gave it to last Christmas, and who they gave it to, and we’ll be on our way to clearing up this mystery once and for all.

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Does salt quiet the noise?

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Cue Tony Bennett, STAT!

“I Left my heart in Humphreys County…”

tony bennett christmas in rockefeller 2018 GIF by NBC

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT REHYDRATE IT

orlock

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Cover your heart Indy!

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heart transplant delivery running a bit late anyway.

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glances across room

Nope! Not mine!

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I gave you my heart, you tore it apart
That wasn’t nice to do
I gave you my spleen, you called it obscene
And then you split it in two.

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Really puts the “gore” in your name.

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Good thing there weren’t any kittens in the area. (Volume, please)

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I mean, I assume, once you get it ignited.

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Clearly someone didn’t listen to Tom and Stevie

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