Florida man's dismembered hand found in canal.... wasn't that

[pesco]

Originally published at: Florida man's dismembered hand found in canal…. wasn't that | Boing Boing

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[Shuck]

At least it wasn’t a misidentified sex toy, for a change.

[Brainspore]

We may never know why it was thrown into the canal but by the looks of it the object still has four cursed wishes left.

[Mister44]

At least it wasn’t a silicone hand used for a sex toy, so… yay?

[ChuckV]

Four fingers! Robert Culp still doesn’t know…

[jaded]

Local expert consults on the find, advises caution

[anon33932455]

Both hands? Check.

[catsidhe]

@Shuck

At least it wasn’t a misidentified sex toy, for a change.

@Mister44

At least it wasn’t a silicone hand used for a sex toy, so… yay?

If you’re imaginative enough, anything can be a sex toy.

[BakaNeko]

@Brainspore

We may never know why it was thrown into the canal but by the looks of it the object still has four cursed wishes left.

@ChuckV

Four fingers! Robert Culp still doesn’t know…

[generic_name]

@pesco

“We are ready for every matter at hand.”

Gotta hand it to 'em for having a sense of humor about it.

[ephoph]

Clearly (and thankfully) this person has never seen a severed hand that has been in the water for any length of time. You would immediately know in your gut, it’s that visceral.

[FloridaManJefe]

i’ve been looking for that.
can i have it back, please?