Originally published at: Mysterious dismembered extraterrestrial hand found on beach | Boing Boing
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I’ll wait for the alien foot in a space sneaker.
Yeah, I’m no dolphinologist but I’m pretty sure dolphins don’t have hands.
They do have fingerbones, though.
That’s one of my Great-Aunt Edie’s lace gloves, lost on holiday in South America sometime between the wars. It’s great you guys found it at long last. I’ll send you her contact details, she’ll be so pleased.
Sad. Somewhere there’s an alien wandering around without a hand.
Sad. Somewhere there’s an alien wandering around without a hand.
Please tell me this isn’t viral marketing for Indiana Jones 5.
That’s definitely a gray…seal
Whatever you do, DO NOT make a wish while holding it!
Weird! Almost as if they used to live on land and over unthinkable generations - adapted?..changed?..something like that - so that they could move into a new habitat!
Who would throw away a perfectly good hand?
They thought they were merely lending one?
Oh great. Now you have gone and made every year that is not 2014 less good
And tell me gray seal, how does it feel to be so wise?
Someone who was successfully bluffed.
I fold.
You’re not going to be hand-fed anymore.