Human remains in jogging suit beside railroad tracks... weren't that

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Bessie took up jogging and it did not end well?

Joy Cow GIF

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“… how he got into my pajamas I’ll never know”

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on reading the headline, i immediately thought of


Resusci-Annie, the CPR dummy.

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My question is less “why?” and more “how?” How did it end up in a jogging suit, what set of circumstances leads to that, but also: how did it fit? Humans and cows aren’t exactly the same size or shape, so I’m not sure how you get one in a jogging suit, even if it’s a calf…

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A cow wearing a track suit? Must be a Jersey.

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Hold on, this might help answer one of the great questions of our time - how was it wearing the pants?

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Elmer must’ve been out jogging & had a heart attack or something…

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