Hundreds of witches seen paddleboarding down the Willamette River


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/30/hundreds-of-witches-seen-paddl.html


#2

SUP, witches?


#3

Witches on water?

Well… I… I pretty much have to post this. I mean, it is pretty much geek law.

Fun Fact - me and the kiddo enjoy this move - sans castle Anthrax.


#4

No worries. If they fall off they’ll float.


#5

Meanwhile…


I remember some wiccan friends saying that they weren’t worried by that old law, “That’s okay, we aren’t pretending.”


#6

This is so Portland it doesn’t even significantly get covered in the news here.


#7

The end is nigh.


#8

No, Nye is on the coast:

http://www.oregon.com/attractions/nye-beach-newport


#9

I, for one, welcome our new paddlin’ witchy overladies!


#10

better send troops - its an invasion


#11

So presumably Ontario police will be charging televangelists for running essentially the same scam? /s


#12

Say no more.


#13

It is. sigh Let the Holy Grail quote floodgates be thrown open.


#14

Ni!


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#16

Fetchez le spam.


#17

It appears to be rooted in tradition…

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Now I’m hoping someone makes a witches cover of The Go-Go’s Vacation video.


#18

Charged with extortion, fraud, and pretending to practice witchcraft


#19

Did any of the witches collide with the covered wagons?


#20

The dream of the… 1690s is alive and well?