Hundreds of witches seen paddleboarding down the Willamette River

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/30/hundreds-of-witches-seen-paddl.html

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SUP, witches?

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Witches on water?

Well… I… I pretty much have to post this. I mean, it is pretty much geek law.

Fun Fact - me and the kiddo enjoy this move - sans castle Anthrax.

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No worries. If they fall off they’ll float.

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Meanwhile…


I remember some wiccan friends saying that they weren’t worried by that old law, “That’s okay, we aren’t pretending.”

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This is so Portland it doesn’t even significantly get covered in the news here.

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The end is nigh.

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No, Nye is on the coast:

http://www.oregon.com/attractions/nye-beach-newport

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I, for one, welcome our new paddlin’ witchy overladies!

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better send troops - its an invasion

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So presumably Ontario police will be charging televangelists for running essentially the same scam? /s

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Say no more.

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It is. sigh Let the Holy Grail quote floodgates be thrown open.

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Ni!

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Fetchez le spam.

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It appears to be rooted in tradition…

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Now I’m hoping someone makes a witches cover of The Go-Go’s Vacation video.

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Charged with extortion, fraud, and pretending to practice witchcraft

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Did any of the witches collide with the covered wagons?

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The dream of the… 1690s is alive and well?

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