Hurricane Dorian hits Charleston

[xeni]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/09/05/hurricane-dorian.html

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[Faffenreffer]

Looks like both his six packs blew away.

[Akimbo_NOT]

Needs more Headbanging!

Charleston Man seems more like the line dancing type.

[Yri]

I’ve heard FEMA has been directed to send all available emergency assistance to Alabama since they are right in the hurricane’s path.

[davide405]

“Hold my beer and watch this!”

[FGD135]

[GagHalfrunt]

[Pensketch]

There’s still a FEMA?

@xeni

Your caption in the BBS thread.

Party like you have healthcare!

[Papasan]

[JonS]

On a scale of ‘1’ to ‘America’, how free are you right now?

[j9c]

or maybe this:

When was the last time you spent a quiet moment just doing nothing - just sitting and looking at the sea, or watching the wind blowing the tree limbs, or waves rippling on a pond, a flickering candle or children playing in the park?

–Ralph Marston

[MotoGuzzi]

Lame. Already been done better.

[gracchus]

“Make Climate Change Great Again!”

[generic_name]

I guess the old standby “USA! USA! USA!” is too easy for this one?

[ETA: Okay, how about “The USA, still number one, despite all available evidence.”]

[RickMycroft]

A few steering nukes should do the trick!

[Bunbain]

How hard did you think that wind is really blowing in that vid, 40 mph maybe?

ETA:

[stinkinbadgers]

@xeni

Your caption in the BBS thread.

“Some have told me I was too controversial for my own line of athleisure wear”

[iquitos46]

Looks like Florida Man got blown northward a bit…other than that it makes sense for the new normal here in the USA. Also could have been more informative had he been wearing a windsock

[jaded]

If there was a god, thoughts and prayers would have caused the hurricane to make landfall on top of Mar-a-Lago, and stall there until someone nuked it.

[OWYAC]

A head scarf would set off his ensemble