Hurricane Dorian hits Charleston

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/09/05/hurricane-dorian.html

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Looks like both his six packs blew away.

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Needs more Headbanging!

Charleston Man seems more like the line dancing type.

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I’ve heard FEMA has been directed to send all available emergency assistance to Alabama since they are right in the hurricane’s path.

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“Hold my beer and watch this!”

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There’s still a FEMA?

Party like you have healthcare!

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On a scale of ‘1’ to ‘America’, how free are you right now?

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or maybe this:

When was the last time you spent a quiet moment just doing nothing - just sitting and looking at the sea, or watching the wind blowing the tree limbs, or waves rippling on a pond, a flickering candle or children playing in the park?

Ralph Marston

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Lame. Already been done better.

“Make Climate Change Great Again!”

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I guess the old standby “USA! USA! USA!” is too easy for this one?

[ETA: Okay, how about “The USA, still number one, despite all available evidence.”]

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A few steering nukes should do the trick!

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How hard did you think that wind is really blowing in that vid, 40 mph maybe?

ETA:

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“Some have told me I was too controversial for my own line of athleisure wear”

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Looks like Florida Man got blown northward a bit…other than that it makes sense for the new normal here in the USA. Also could have been more informative had he been wearing a windsock

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If there was a god, thoughts and prayers would have caused the hurricane to make landfall on top of Mar-a-Lago, and stall there until someone nuked it.

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A head scarf would set off his ensemble

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