Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/09/05/hurricane-dorian.html
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Looks like both his six packs blew away.
Needs more Headbanging!
Charleston Man seems more like the line dancing type.
I’ve heard FEMA has been directed to send all available emergency assistance to Alabama since they are right in the hurricane’s path.
“Hold my beer and watch this!”
There’s still a FEMA?
Party like you have healthcare!
On a scale of ‘1’ to ‘America’, how free are you right now?
or maybe this:
Lame. Already been done better.
“Make Climate Change Great Again!”
I guess the old standby “USA! USA! USA!” is too easy for this one?
[ETA: Okay, how about “The USA, still number one, despite all available evidence.”]
A few steering nukes should do the trick!
“Some have told me I was too controversial for my own line of athleisure wear”
Looks like Florida Man got blown northward a bit…other than that it makes sense for the new normal here in the USA. Also could have been more informative had he been wearing a windsock
If there was a god, thoughts and prayers would have caused the hurricane to make landfall on top of Mar-a-Lago, and stall there until someone nuked it.
A head scarf would set off his ensemble