Originally published at: Hurricane Milton grows to category 4 as it heads for Florida - Boing Boing
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…because to them the alternative is that it is God’s judgment.
Well, duh? If there anything that I learned from that bigoted worm Pat Robertson is that all natural disasters are ‘gods’ judgement. In this case, I think it’s fair to say that ‘god’ is punishing DeSantis’ anti-American policies and the naranja diablo throned in Mara Largo.
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Plus it promises the idiots who still pay a premium for beachfront real estate in Florida that Republicans will turn off the diabolical Soros-funded weather machines and allow their property values to go up-up-UP!
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But Scientologists, of course, believe that with their “OT abilities,” they have the power to control “MEST” — matter, energy, space, and time — and Sunny Pereira reminded us that OTs will literally be on the roof at the Fort Harrison Hotel, concentrating on directing the storm to go elsewhere.
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Maybe the wind’ll catch 'em…
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Every maga in Florida should be asking, why does Trump want to get rid of NOAA?
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Now Cat 5
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And this is the weather readers in SW FL. (I live in SW F.)
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Stay safe.
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Man, that storm track prediction makes it look like Milton is getting ready to pull a Bugs Bunny:
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And if they think the change in the weather is just a Chinese hoax.
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DeSantis is avoiding talking to Biden and Harris because it makes him feel like a big boy.
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For the record, the absence of a phone call would also “seem political.” Even if said absence of a phone call was just a malicious falsehood concocted by a man who has no connection to reality.
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We’ve got, what, three hurricanes currently going in the Atlantic? Totally normal… climate change isn’t real. (/s)
P.S. one unspoken reason right-wingers are suddenly all in on “Democrats control the weather” conspiracy theories is because to them the alternative is that it is God’s judgment.
Given that they managed to turn a solar eclipse into a sign of God’s judgment, that tracks. (Still don’t know how that works. Is the sun setting every day a series of signs of God’s judgement, because it makes as much sense…)
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Did someone take his red stapler?
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That does not sound good.
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It sounds fucking terrifying to me.
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