I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

[Clifton]

@renke

STRETCH GOAL

@beschizza

Giving genuine consideration to starring in a perfect replica of this video but with me in the flighty white dress and I’m just singing the “Wha-Oh wha-oh” indie rock whoop over and over again and am summoning millenials.

SECOND STRETCH GOAL

Beschizza finds another safe in his house.