I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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When this post started, Trump was nominated as the Republican nominee and Superman vs Batman was in theaters.

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I remember watching that. I knew from then on to never trust safe hype

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I expect @beschizza would use better visual effects. I hope this gets livestreamed so we can all be disappointed in BoingBoing, together.

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Guys, I have an idea! What if we hire a locksmith! We could crowd-fund it!

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Yeah, but who has the time?

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I’m still willing to wait indefinitely if Rob gets the robo-cracker and webcam set up.

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Speak for yourself! Some of us are a lot more impatient.

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#STRETCH GOAL

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It should be clear by now that Rob is in the pay of Big Safe, and the safe will never be opened.

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What? Rob has a safe to open?
Somebody should create a thread crowdfund.

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Rob Ford has a safe? I thought he was dead?

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We thought that Rob was safe to cross the ford.

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Rob Ford was alive when the safe was last opened.

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I thought that Rob was trying to ford the fjords for which he pines.

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The Phantom Menace is of course awful, but it promised and delivered a resolution (no matter how unsatisfactory).

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SECOND STRETCH GOAL

Beschizza finds another safe in his house.

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