I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

[Medievalist]

See, if ten of us crowdfund it, and it turns out there’s only nine doubloons…

[dave_b]

Then the 11th guy takes them after the first ten kill each other.

[renke]

and no 12 the friendly tax collector

[SteampunkBanana]

At this point I don’t even believe you bought a new house.

[SenorSchaffer]

Nah. Just have a giant party and turn it into a drinking game.

1. Try a combination
2. If you fail to open the safe, take a shot
3. If you succeed in opening the safe, everybody takes celebratory shots

[OtherMichael]

That’ll be $0.15 commenting tax.

Popeye Taxman

We also accept Blitkoinz!

Blitkoinz

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[OtherMichael]

Oh, maybe @beschizza should just EAT THE SAFE!

[chgoliz]

Plenty of iron in old safes!

[OtherMichael]

But does it meet the daily minimum RDA as established by the FDA?

[chgoliz]

Don’t know, but I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t cause uncontrollable diarrhea.

You’d still have to go to the ER, however.

[renke]

the Florida Dart Association is fine with iron, they need a lot for the steel points

[Donald_Petersen]

@Medievalist

See, if ten of us crowdfund it, and it turns out there’s only nine doubloons…

…then two of us only get singloons?

[anon35121463]

@Donald_Petersen

…then two of us only get singloons?

With the amount of interest in this, we’d be lucky to get anything more than a centilloon each.

Also TIL there’s words for fractions that end in -oon. None of which have much to do with maths.

[Ryuthrowsstuff]

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@beschizza

honestly might be time to crowdfund a locksmith

I’ve already expressed an interest in tossing a fiver at a share of the unfathomable riches.

@Medievalist

it’d be cheaper to get a more experienced local.

You’ll never have a top funded start-up with that attitude. Lets disrupt experienced locals. Download LK’D-Up.

[d_r]

@M_M

@OtherMichael

@M_M

@lamaranagram

@chgoliz

You mean like was suggested in posts #206 and #567?

And 273

And 567.

And 206

And 273.

A fair division algorithm was suggested in #576

[wrecksdart]

[Grey_Devil]

[Wanderfound]

@Garymon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdA__2tKoIU

Nothing like anticipation being rewarded.

Harry Hipster Gibson - Who Put The Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphys Ovaltine (1944)

[Indubitably]

Liar squared.

[anon26304152]

The Cubs have won a world series, so now we can’t tread out that old trope when we want to say how long it has been since something happened

I nominate when this thread was posted as a new time post.