I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

With the amount of interest in this, we’d be lucky to get anything more than a centilloon each.

Also TIL there’s words for fractions that end in -oon. None of which have much to do with maths.

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I’ve already expressed an interest in tossing a fiver at a share of the unfathomable riches.

You’ll never have a top funded start-up with that attitude. Lets disrupt experienced locals. Download LK’D-Up.

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A fair division algorithm was suggested in #576

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Liar squared.

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The Cubs have won a world series, so now we can’t tread out that old trope when we want to say how long it has been since something happened

I nominate when this thread was posted as a new time post.

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When this post started, Trump was nominated as the Republican nominee and Superman vs Batman was in theaters.

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I remember watching that. I knew from then on to never trust safe hype

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I expect @beschizza would use better visual effects. I hope this gets livestreamed so we can all be disappointed in BoingBoing, together.

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Guys, I have an idea! What if we hire a locksmith! We could crowd-fund it!

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Yeah, but who has the time?

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I’m still willing to wait indefinitely if Rob gets the robo-cracker and webcam set up.

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Speak for yourself! Some of us are a lot more impatient.

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#STRETCH GOAL

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