I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

honestly might be time to crowdfund a locksmith

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@Medievalist? On a horse?

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You mean like was suggested in posts #206 and #567?

Do keep upā€¦weā€™re trying to help you!

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Again, sadly, itā€™d be cheaper to get a more experienced local. I actually loved visiting the Pacific Northwest, though! Would return!

But I guess the safe could be shipped to me, that would work. Then Iā€™d have Pedro, Johann and Huff available if it defeated me. Huff would probably just lay hands on it and it would open, groaning orgasmically.

Crowdfund one of those combination-running machines instead! :slight_smile:

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And 273

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That and a webcam would keep me entertained until whenever the safe opened.

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And 567.[spoiler]

LOL. Reading skill fail.[/spoiler]

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Nothing like anticipation being rewarded. :wink:

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And 206

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Portable hole.

Just be very careful that you know how to open the safeā€¦

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Iā€™ve got a hole in me pocket.

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And 273.

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Inception

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These numbers are probably the combo ā€¦ but you gotta go by just two digits of each

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The danger is, itā€™s probably more entertaining than whateverā€™s in the safe.

When it found the combo, I would be sooo tempted just to spin the dial and let it take another swing at it.

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Iā€™ve already promised $10 and homebrew.

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If that bad boy is going to cost several hundred dollars to open itā€™s possible that thereā€™s enough interest to partially or fully help out with the cost. Try it out Rob

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