I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

And 273.

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Inception

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These numbers are probably the combo ā€¦ but you gotta go by just two digits of each

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The danger is, itā€™s probably more entertaining than whateverā€™s in the safe.

When it found the combo, I would be sooo tempted just to spin the dial and let it take another swing at it.

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Iā€™ve already promised $10 and homebrew.

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If that bad boy is going to cost several hundred dollars to open itā€™s possible that thereā€™s enough interest to partially or fully help out with the cost. Try it out Rob

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See, if ten of us crowdfund it, and it turns out thereā€™s only nine doubloonsā€¦

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Then the 11th guy takes them after the first ten kill each other.

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and no 12 the friendly tax collector

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At this point I donā€™t even believe you bought a new house.

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Nah. Just have a giant party and turn it into a drinking game.

  1. Try a combination
  2. If you fail to open the safe, take a shot
  3. If you succeed in opening the safe, everybody takes celebratory shots
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Thatā€™ll be $0.15 commenting tax.

We also accept Blitkoinz!

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Oh, maybe @beschizza should just EAT THE SAFE!

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Plenty of iron in old safes!

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But does it meet the daily minimum RDA as established by the FDA?

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Donā€™t know, but Iā€™m pretty sure it wouldnā€™t cause uncontrollable diarrhea.

Youā€™d still have to go to the ER, however.

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the Florida Dart Association is fine with iron, they need a lot for the steel points

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ā€¦then two of us only get singloons?

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