I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Inception

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These numbers are probably the combo … but you gotta go by just two digits of each

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The danger is, it’s probably more entertaining than whatever’s in the safe.

When it found the combo, I would be sooo tempted just to spin the dial and let it take another swing at it.

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I’ve already promised $10 and homebrew.

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If that bad boy is going to cost several hundred dollars to open it’s possible that there’s enough interest to partially or fully help out with the cost. Try it out Rob

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See, if ten of us crowdfund it, and it turns out there’s only nine doubloons…

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Then the 11th guy takes them after the first ten kill each other.

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and no 12 the friendly tax collector

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At this point I don’t even believe you bought a new house.

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Nah. Just have a giant party and turn it into a drinking game.

  1. Try a combination
  2. If you fail to open the safe, take a shot
  3. If you succeed in opening the safe, everybody takes celebratory shots
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That’ll be $0.15 commenting tax.

We also accept Blitkoinz!

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Oh, maybe @beschizza should just EAT THE SAFE!

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Plenty of iron in old safes!

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But does it meet the daily minimum RDA as established by the FDA?

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Don’t know, but I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t cause uncontrollable diarrhea.

You’d still have to go to the ER, however.

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the Florida Dart Association is fine with iron, they need a lot for the steel points

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…then two of us only get singloons?

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With the amount of interest in this, we’d be lucky to get anything more than a centilloon each.

Also TIL there’s words for fractions that end in -oon. None of which have much to do with maths.

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