If you want to see what was in that safe, you’ll have to watch the episode…
Crack that safe
Give the dial the spin
Step on a crack
Break your momma’s back
When a safe it comes along (You must crack it)
Before the post sits out too long (You must crack it)
When Beschizza going wrong (You must crack it)
Now crack it
Open Up
Handle turn
Door Open
Post Pics
Up the thread
Make sure to like it
It’s not too late
To crack it
Crack it good!
When a good safe comes around (You must crack it)
You will never live it down (Unless you crack it)
No one gets away (Until they crack it)
I say crack it
Crack it good!
I say crack it
Crack it good!
Whip that crack
Give the door some slack
Step on a crack
Break your momma’s back
What we need to do is open the safe from the inside.
sigh, I miss when music videos were surrealist dreamscapes.
(fun fact: Stevie Nicks had an identically titled song in the top 40 at the same time, but like a lot of 80s Stevie Nicks, it sucked)
OMG… I had forgotten about that song. Thanks for the reminder.
MacGyver style? Drill a hole, fill it with water and freeze it? 
direct reference to the first episode of mission impossible.
Magnets.
I’m torn between how awful the music is and how awesome the video is.
honestly might be time to crowdfund a locksmith
