I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

OMG… I had forgotten about that song. Thanks for the reminder.

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MacGyver style? Drill a hole, fill it with water and freeze it? :slight_smile:

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direct reference to the first episode of mission impossible.

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Magnets.

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I’m torn between how awful the music is and how awesome the video is.

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honestly might be time to crowdfund a locksmith

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@Medievalist? On a horse?

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You mean like was suggested in posts #206 and #567?

Do keep up…we’re trying to help you!

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Again, sadly, it’d be cheaper to get a more experienced local. I actually loved visiting the Pacific Northwest, though! Would return!

But I guess the safe could be shipped to me, that would work. Then I’d have Pedro, Johann and Huff available if it defeated me. Huff would probably just lay hands on it and it would open, groaning orgasmically.

Crowdfund one of those combination-running machines instead! :slight_smile:

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And 273

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That and a webcam would keep me entertained until whenever the safe opened.

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And 567.[spoiler]

LOL. Reading skill fail.[/spoiler]

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Nothing like anticipation being rewarded. :wink:

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And 206

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Portable hole.

Just be very careful that you know how to open the safe…

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I’ve got a hole in me pocket.

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