I actually just came here to see if anyone had posted that yet.
Leaving satisfied!
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did you carve that yourself?
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oh, no lol. I was actually trying to find this one
So I did an image search and the apple one came up, too, which I thought fit our community better. but the hilarious part is that I grabbed the image URL straight from there and it wasnāt until i pasted it in and posted it here that the little subliminal Dickbutt character animated to reveal itself. Bonus!
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Youāve listened to Adventures in Odyssey before too?
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Obviously. The Honda Odyssey is made for Adventures.*
- This comment sponsored by Honda.
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Is Rob Ford safe? Or should I be worried about him?
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Iām glad youāve found new employment. I was getting worried.
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The Mythbusters is where I learned that we all have rocket-bombs in our basements.
Itās really kind of weird and creepy the damage one of these can do:
Explosion, fast-moving mass, and also spraying near-boiling water everywhere.
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We have a tankless hot water heater, you never run out of hot water. Itās very dangerous for shower times but much safer for not rocket bombing.
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This one?
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Isnāt that one run by committee?
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I thought they were supposed to be running the program to open @beschizzaās safe? Have they voted on the resolution to even open the safe yet?
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What is it, for those of use who havenāt seen the episode?
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Itās a very long running audio production made by Focus on the Family. Itās a drama show, a bit like an old radio serial Meant for both children and their parents, with the purpose of instilling a very conservative evangelical worldview. It appealed a lot to me as a kid because the neurodiverse technical assistant (who I strongly identified with) to the grandfatherly professor theologian main protagonist was treated as valuable and respected. Although the main cast (and myself as a child) thought he was silly in his atheism. I was very christian, the aspie guyās love of science was more important to me than him being a heathen at the time.
Eventually they wore him down during the series and he converted. But thatās just a small detail when compared to the scale of the vast canon the show covers.
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Funnily enough the website still exists:
It was produced from the early 1990s until the mid 2000s or so IIRC.
The wiki is a good explainer.
Suffice it to say, anything produced by Focus on the Family, my parents fed into my brother and my media consumption. Whatever church they were in, they always followed Focus on the Family. Which I think eventually reformed into the Family Research Council. Which is fucking gross.
The audio show did a lot of schlocky bits stolen from a lot of places, often to the point of being a complete ripoff. But I didnāt know any better as a kid, because I wasnāt allowed to consume secular media until I was about 16 years old. Once youāre introduced to that, itās easy to break free from the mental bondage and realize these people have been lying to you for many years about important things.
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If this isnāt a āsafe placeā for any discussion what is? 
I mean it isnāt like we arenāt all just sitting around shooting the shit until something happens and from the looks of it that could be awhile.
Iām just going to throw this out thereā¦i know this is a bit out of left field, but why donāt we crowd fund it? 
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Heh I remember Focus on the Family from my time in 1995-1999 Denver. More of a Colorado Springs thing, perhaps, but creepy. Which is why this always made me laugh
Also, this is great
Focus on the Family has a long-running childrenās adventure series Adventures in Odyssey which is broadcast by radio, published on audio cassettes and CDs (often given away for free in kidsā meals at Chick-Fil-A since 1990), and more recently available online (an animated TV series is also available on DVD). It mostly takes place in the fantasy of every fundamentalist, a small American town full of almost exclusively deeply religious people who never got the notice that the 1950s ended. Wacky hijinks inevitably lead the one new kid in town who isnāt a Real True Christian to a saving knowledge of his Lord and Saviour. In the words of a pastorās testimonial on their website, āThe stories provided a much-needed balance to the ācriticalā method of approaching faith that I was being taught in the classroom.ā Who needs critical thinking when the cartoon that came with your 8-piece chicken nugget meal (with a small CokeĀ© and fries) answers all the fundamental questions of the universe?
Adventures in Odyssey has a Very Special Collection called āFor God and Countryā which teaches aā¦ unique perspective on American history.They also put out a series of teen novels which re-imagined Old Testament events as steampunk, giving Godās favorite murderers access to 1800s technology and (white, very white) European sophistication. They were actually quite good, as it turns out that whitewashing the tale of King David to make him not seem like a homicidal maniac, while ALSO giving him a gun, vastly improves the original story.
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That is amazing, and I will make it into a bumpersticker.
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I remember FOTF for:
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Wait, so if we have threads that list other threads, then that means a thread might list itself.
Consider all the threads of threads. Some list themselves and others do not. Letās make two more list threads: one that lists all the threads that list themselves, and one that lists all the threads that donāt list themselves.
Which thread contains the thread of all threads that donāt list themselves?
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