I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

[anon68952647]

@OtherMichael? Can you shed some light on this? also, @Woodchuck45, how many lists would a list list list if you listed listed lists?

[Grey_Devil]

This is making me listless

[OtherMichael]

@Modusoperandi

Obviously. The Honda Odyssey is made for Adventures.*

This comment sponsored by Honda.

* Honda Odyssey 2016

[anon61221983]

I heard he died… should we make a thread?

[Grey_Devil]

I spent way too much time trying to make an Odyssey joke. Gave up

[anon26304152]

[Grey_Devil]

I feel like i’ve almost accomplished something Just like Rob.

[daneel]

Rob will get the safe open eventually. Ulysses.

(it might take him 10 years, though)

Hmmm…

[dave_b]

So you went on a failed odyssey to find a odyssey joke.

[Grey_Devil]

Yes, i spent what felt like 10 years on it

[stinkinbadgers]

@TailOfTruth

Have they voted on the resolution to even open the safe yet?

I think they passed a resolution to send a sternly worded letter to the safe, writing of which is to be assigned to a sub-committee which meets every other month.

[dave_b]

Theres also the subcommitee reviewing the recomendation to change the colour of the envelope.

They kept it white.

[OtherMichael]

@dave_b

They kept it white.

#MAGA

[anon61221983]

[rkt88edmo]

Was actually looking for what was being demoed in the mythbusters gif, but that is a fun one too.

Odyssey content - started watching O Brother Where Art Thou with the family last night.

[jakeline]

Whoa, it’s been a long time since I thought about that. When I was a teenager in the 90s, I dated the guy who was one of the voice actors (he played Jimmy Barclay), and I tagged along to a recording session once. I got to meet Pamela Hayden, which I thought was the absolutely coolest thing ever. Actually, it still kind of is.

[smulder]

@wazroth

Which thread contains the thread of all threads that don’t list themselves?

I think that’s this one.

Gödel's Incompleteness Theorem Club

The first rule of Gödel’s Incompleteness Theorem Club is that the club whose members are all the clubs that are not members of themselves must include itself as a member. The second rule of Gödel’s Incompleteness Theorem Club is that the club whose members are all the clubs that are not members of themselves must not include itself as a member.

[smulder]

Schrödinger says he could be both dead and alive as long as @beschizza never opens the safe.

[wrecksdart]

Too soon. Not safe enough.

[anon34697667]

@smulder

Schrödinger says he could be both dead and alive as long as @beschizza never opens the safe.

Beschizza’s Safe