I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

By an amazing coincidence, I have recently come into a vintage piece of property in NYC that I must unload by the END OF THIS WEEK!

Be the envy of your friends, neighbors, enemies and frenemies! Host parties and commuter traffic! Get to the other side!

Tender offers now, it’s sure not to last long!


Why, YES! We do take Blitkoinz!

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