Position a neodyminum magnet the size of two stacked hockey pucks over the solenoid that retracts the door pins, hit smartly with shorty sledgehammer. Be sure to wrap the magnets with a great deal of tape since you might have to hit them hard enough to shatter. If the tape is nice and slippy you won’t leave a single mark anywhere on the safe, it’ll just be “magically” opened.
Will not work on Rob’s safe, or rather, it might work, but would not leave the safe undamaged. The gears would be shattered or stripped since there’s no solenoid. So don’t do that, Rob.
EDIT: Oh, and you’ll need some planning to get the magnet off the safe, but if you build your wooden carrier appropriately you can use the hammer for that, too.
Seems to be made out of some sort of brown stone. I don’t know anything about real estate, so I have to assume this must be one of those famous brownstone dwellings I’ve vaguely heard of. With the waterfront view and that extended awning, it looks like it would be the perfect house! Fortunately for me, I’m about to come into a lot of money thanks to the fact I am a trust worthy person according to a recent widow of African royalty. So, I am very much interested in this investment opportunity. Does it come with a safe? I’ll need it for the additional millions of dollars I’ll have left over…]