By an amazing coincidence, I have recently come into a vintage piece of property in NYC that I must unload by the END OF THIS WEEK!
Be the envy of your friends, neighbors, enemies and frenemies! Host parties and commuter traffic! Get to the other side!
Tender offers now, itās sure not to last long!
Why, YES! We do take Blitkoinz!
Hey, that property backs onto my Arizona beachfront property! We can sell them as a package deal!
What a coincidence. I have an old rusty building that iāve tried selling off a few times for scrap⦠can i throw that in there as part of the deal?
Seems to be made out of some sort of brown stone. I donāt know anything about real estate, so I have to assume this must be one of those famous brownstone dwellings Iāve vaguely heard of. With the waterfront view and that extended awning, it looks like it would be the perfect house! Fortunately for me, Iām about to come into a lot of money thanks to the fact I am a trust worthy person according to a recent widow of African royalty. So, I am very much interested in this investment opportunity. Does it come with a safe? Iāll need it for the additional millions of dollars Iāll have left overā¦]
Iām going to miss this thread

Iām going to miss this thread
Very optimistic of you
Iād call it pessimistic lol