I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

[teknocholer]

[daneel]

[anon63496581]

[teknocholer]

[SenorSchaffer]

No matter what’s in that safe, you guys, the real treasure are the memories we’ve created in this thread*.

*stolen from Jack Handey.

[ChuckV]

[teknocholer]

@SenorSchaffer

the real treasure are the memories we’ve created

The quiet snark, the loud tirades,
The promises @beschizza made,
We will have these moments to remember

The Four Lads - Moments To Remember

[anon67050589]

[anon35121463]

[dave_b]

I’ve got some lovely beads to offer for the whole lot.

[dave_b]

@SenorSchaffer

No matter what’s in that safe, you guys, the real treasure are the memories we’ve created in this thread*.

*stolen from Jack Handey.

Well that and the doubloons.

[ChuckV]

I’ve got this rash…

[renke]

book the locksmith for at least two gigs - for the hidden drawer safe in a drawer safe

[rkt88edmo]

[anon63496581]

[OtherMichael]

You think this thread will hit the 10K ceiling before the safe is opened?

[anon63496581]

[daneel]

[SenorSchaffer]

Well duh.

[anon67050589]

(I recommend turning down your volume if you’re at work.)