I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Seems to be made out of some sort of brown stone. I don’t know anything about real estate, so I have to assume this must be one of those famous brownstone dwellings I’ve vaguely heard of. With the waterfront view and that extended awning, it looks like it would be the perfect house! Fortunately for me, I’m about to come into a lot of money thanks to the fact I am a trust worthy person according to a recent widow of African royalty. So, I am very much interested in this investment opportunity. Does it come with a safe? I’ll need it for the additional millions of dollars I’ll have left over…]

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I’m going to miss this thread

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Very optimistic of you :smiley:

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I’d call it pessimistic lol

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No matter what’s in that safe, you guys, the real treasure are the memories we’ve created in this thread*.

*stolen from Jack Handey.

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