I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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:musical_note:The quiet snark, the loud tirades,
The promises @beschizza made,
We will have these moments to remember :musical_note:

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I’ve got some lovely beads to offer for the whole lot.

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Well that and the doubloons.

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I’ve got this rash…

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book the locksmith for at least two gigs - for the hidden drawer safe in a drawer safe

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You think this thread will hit the 10K ceiling before the safe is opened?

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Well duh. :wink:

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(I recommend turning down your volume if you’re at work.)

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  • Sunday
  • Monday
  • Tuesday
  • Wednesday
  • Thursday
  • Friday
  • Satur-DAY, love
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What do all y’all want to be in the safe? Like what’s your best case scenario?

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70 electoral college votes for Clinton.

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Jimmy Hoffa. Or Shergar.

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All the time I spent thinking about the safe.

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