What’s in the box? Pain!
- You cut a hole in a box.
TWO. Put your junk in that box.
3… have her open the box…
Schrodinger’s dick in a box. Until she opens the box and observes, it will contain both a dick or nothing at all.
Or rather the dick exists in two different states simultaneously. After the box is opened, the action of the observer affects the state of the thing observed.
What if it was a wormhole but we’re already in the alternate version.
Is this meant to be a punishment? It’s worth remembering Rob’s original nationality; I bet he’d appreciate a good Branston Pickle on toast. I know I would, at least…can’t get that stuff around here.
The grass is always greener, I guess.
Unless they screwed up
I have no idea; that was 22 days ago. I can’t even remember who I was then! You ask too much!
Amazon pantry to the rescue… or make your own!
I like Branston Pickle on a scotch egg, personally, with a draft McEwan’s.
Schrödinger’s Dinger.
Alternatively:
Schrödinger’s Dong
Could go further and change the parameters of the thought experiment to make it relevant to the current generation.
Schroedinger sexts an unsuspecting woman a picture of his dong. Unfortunately he has reception problems and is unsure if she received the sext or not.
A classic