I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Pretty sure it would just play out the same way.

P.S. David Bowie just died again.

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I’m pretty sure that we already tried, I mean, what could you personally do that would change things, didn’t we already know that the election could result in a TrumPreseidency ™? Is you with your signboard at the corner going to change enough minds in, say, Ohio and North Carolina? Wasn’t Brexit enough of a warning to those who were just fucking around with their votes?

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You are making shirts, right?

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And now I think I need to include that misspelling while I’m at it…

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It reminds me of The Poseidon Adventure.

“Hell, upside down”. That’s a good summary.

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Yup, totally appropriate metaphor:

There’s got to be a morning after
If we can hold on through the night
We have a chance to find the sunshine
Let’s keep on looking for the light

Oh, can’t you see the morning after?
It’s waiting right outside the storm
Why don’t we cross the bridge together
And find a place that’s safe and warm?

It’s not too late, we should be giving
Only with love can we climb
It’s not too late, not while we’re living
Let’s put our hands out in time

There’s got to be a morning after
We’re moving closer to the shore
I know we’ll be there by tomorrow
And we’ll escape the darkness
We won’t be searching anymore

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Which one?

All of them?

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The way I see it, this safe is limitless potential. It is the uncarved stone. Inside of it is every wish from every well you ever threw a penny into.

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What’s in the box? Pain!

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  1. You cut a hole in a box.
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TWO. Put your junk in that box.

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3… have her open the box…

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Schrodinger’s dick in a box. Until she opens the box and observes, it will contain both a dick or nothing at all.

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