I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Place a large bet on the cubs winning the world series, take that money return through the wormhole use that money to do it again repeat until you have enough to payoff the entire electoral college to put sanders in.

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Ah, but you can’t bet on the Cubs every time, nothing is guaranteed.

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It could very well be that going back and re-running reality 100 times, the Cubs lose 99 of them. They are the Cubs after all. /ducks

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Well in that case I can just keep retrying until I get the right 2016. Go back try fail leave notes to the next me disapear off live a new life rinse and repeat.

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I’m waiting to hear back from two more! The war is within measurable distance of its end.

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Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.

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I hope it’s full of the things you asked Santa for and never got.

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The end of that series just killed me.

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Well it’s about time.

It’s a major award!

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Yes, all the humour just drained out of it for that final scene, and the utterly tragic ending. Which was apparently a mistake. The sudden mood whiplash of the entire thing getting very deadly serious after four series of historical jokes and goofing about just made it all the more poignant and really drove the point home that they were making about the madness of war.

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I thought the end was a rather fitting way to wrap up the series. Terribly depressing but i think it fits the odd nature of the show, at least it worked for me

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Safe makes a man post on forums
Safe lets him gloat, hard to follow
Safe puts you there back in the closet (safe)
Safe, it’s just a box, controlled by locks,
That turns the forum posting - Insane (safe)

Safe, (safe) what you like is in the closet
Safe, (safe) what you get is lots of post count
Safe, (safe) what you need is just a locksmith Safe
Safe, (safe) it’s mine, it’s mine, it’s just his line
To bind your time, it drives you to crime (safe)

Is it any wonder the safe is such a draw?
Safe, safe, safe, safe
Is it any wonder it isn’t open yet? (safe)
Safe, Open for you, open for me
Got to get a rain check for Vids (safe)

Safe
Safe, safe, safe
Safe, safe, safe
Safe, safe, safe, safe
Safe, safe, safe, safe
Safe, safe, safe
Safe, what’s your name?
Safe

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Ha!

I miss Bowie.:sob:

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hmmmmm…

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Yeah, they said that in 1337.

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w4s i7 h4rD 2 r34d?

:blush:

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