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Or rather the dick exists in two different states simultaneously. After the box is opened, the action of the observer affects the state of the thing observed.
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What if it was a wormhole but weâre already in the alternate version.
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Is this meant to be a punishment? Itâs worth remembering Robâs original nationality; I bet heâd appreciate a good Branston Pickle on toast. I know I would, at leastâŠcanât get that stuff around here.
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The grass is always greener, I guess.
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Unless they screwed up
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I have no idea; that was 22 days ago. I canât even remember who I was then! You ask too much!
Amazon pantry to the rescue⊠or make your own!
I like Branston Pickle on a scotch egg, personally, with a draft McEwanâs.
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Schrödingerâs Dinger.
Alternatively:
Schrödingerâs Dong
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Could go further and change the parameters of the thought experiment to make it relevant to the current generation.
Schroedinger sexts an unsuspecting woman a picture of his dong. Unfortunately he has reception problems and is unsure if she received the sext or not.
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A classic
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Place a large bet on the cubs winning the world series, take that money return through the wormhole use that money to do it again repeat until you have enough to payoff the entire electoral college to put sanders in.
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Ah, but you canât bet on the Cubs every time, nothing is guaranteed.
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It could very well be that going back and re-running reality 100 times, the Cubs lose 99 of them. They are the Cubs after all. /ducks
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Well in that case I can just keep retrying until I get the right 2016. Go back try fail leave notes to the next me disapear off live a new life rinse and repeat.
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Iâm waiting to hear back from two more! The war is within measurable distance of its end.
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Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
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