I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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It’s kind of illuminating about the internet when I reverse engineered this, i.e. googled the date to see if the Hundred Years War came up if someone were curious. The internet is far more naval-gazing at itself than aware of significant history, as the first and by far the most number of hits come from leetspeak and torrents and such. The new sweeps away the old!

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@beschizza home, interior

Rob: Who are you and how did you get in here?!?

Locksmith: I’m the locksmith…and I’m the locksmith.

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No, still not yet?

M’kay…

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Geez. One of the creepiest “personal invasion” scenes ever.

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Yep; genuinely terrifying.

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Friday; in my part of the world the end of the week has begun. What time does the pre-show of “The Mystery of Rob’s Safe” begin?

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So…Rob is hiring Zeno’s Locksmith…

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This is going to be live-streamed, right, @beschizza?

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We need to know this. How am I supposed to organise my sick leave?

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Xeni’s Locksmith?

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