I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

[anon68287401]

You’re thinking of Rob Ford, rumours of whose death are very much exaggerated

[Skeptic]

@FerrisWheeler

spoofing your IP address to deflect responsibility to those with some, but not enough, knowledge of how much power Bezos really has?

So you are saying that next time there is a murder in my neighborhood my Amazon cart will have a back dated order for a shovel, duct tape, zip ties, gloves, bleach and rolls of plastic?

[Skeptic]

@FerrisWheeler

and drone footage of you collecting the order.

Now I’m picturing those terrible “hacker” pw0n screens on bad tv show, where the “virus” takes over the computer and splashes the screen with a scary animated message; in this case I see a badly animated photo of Rob’s head laughing, as the words “Ha ha ha ha ha…” print out and the screen fills with skulls and crossed bones.

[Marktech]

@Skeptic

Now I’m picturing those terrible “hacker” pw0n screens on bad tv show, where the “virus” takes over the computer and splashes the screen with a scary animated message; in this case I see a badly animated photo of Rob’s head laughing, as the words “Ha ha ha ha ha…” print out and the screen fills with skulls and crossed bones

[cough]Skyfall[/cough]

[Skeptic]

@Marktech

[cough]Skyfall[/cough]

You mean the movie where pretty much none of the elaborate plot or hacking was needed because none of it was required for their plan to impersonate cops to enter a building and kill M? That fine movie?

[Grey_Devil]

The worst kind. I’m an internet commenter.

[anon6955837]

[kingannoy]

@Skeptic

@Marktech

[cough]Skyfall[/cough]

You mean the movie where pretty much none of the elaborate plot or hacking was needed because none of it was required for their plan to impersonate cops to enter a building and kill M? That fine movie?

The one where he connected the laptop with 3 (three!) ethernet cables?

Edit: had to look it up and it’s “just” two. Just as ridiculous of course, and why are they coming out of the top of the laptop? See the last five seconds of this clip:

Skyfall - "He Hacked Us" Scene

[rkt88edmo]

I just dropped in to see what condition your safe’s condition was in.
-Kenny Logins

[rkt88edmo]

it was supposed to be punny

[anon67050589]

Kenny Rogers was in The First Edition?

Mind.Blown.

[teknocholer]

@anon67050589

Kenny Rogers was in The First Edition?

Also, as I just found out, before that he was in The New Christy Minstrels.

Mine. Blown. Too.

[kingannoy]

@beschizza

Getting answering machines. It’s almost as if there’s some festival or local holiday or something. I’ll try again next week.

I’m so exited I didn’t even notice what holiday you meant!

If you have a date, please, pretty please, do a live stream! I want to witness the creation of the new era like as if I’m there!

[stinkinbadgers]

@teknocholer

Mine. Blown. Too.

Minstrel, Gambler, Roaster of Chickens, he truly is a renaissance man.

[daneel]

Is the safe in the danger zone?

[Donald_Petersen]

No more funny stuff! As long as we keep being funny, Our Paid Employee won’t open it!

(But that was damned funny.)

[anon61221983]

A thread? Do we need a thread?

[Grey_Devil]

Is the zombie of Rob Ford preventing the safe from being opened?

[OtherMichael]

Bring me the head of Charlie Hebdo?

[OtherMichael]

Old Rob dead? Then I’m the King of the Canucks!