So where’s the gofundme for Rob to buy a bigger safe and lock the old one inside?
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[Checks to see if Santa opened the safe like I asked in my letter]
[Pouts, ignores stocking, and goes back to bed]
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Should all the old safes be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should all the old safes be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
scritch
Oh no, not yet.
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New goal tim allen to open safe.
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I hadn’t any idea she’d produced anything that weird. Liked!
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Hey, @beschizza! It’s before close of bidness on a non-holiday Friday! Locksmiths be workin’ today!
Have you hired your Smitty yet? Are you setting up the webcam?
I repeat: Vacation’s over!
Get (ahem) crackin’!
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The holidays must be prime safe-cracking season…
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What kind of monster are you?
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I’m just wondering Rob hasn’t actually opened the safe with the crowed funded money but is trying to decide what to do with the desiccated severed head packed in 2 kilos of cocaine he found inside… Who knows the shelf life of un-cut cocaine?? Er, and and what the statute of limitations is for tampering with evidence and obstruction of justice…
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The head of Alfredo Garcia? I hear someone was looking for that. Or maybe it was Charlie Brown.
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Francisco Franco. I hear he is still dead. Not sure if Charlie Brown’s beach ball-sized head could fit in the safe.
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Francisco Franco is dead? I hadn’t heard.
Maybe I ought to start a thread.
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