but destructive opening sounds like more fun
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My donation was contingent on the safe being opened, not destroyed! We can find something else to destroy for fun if thereās any money left over, right, Rob?
Pedro bought some tools from a retired locksmith a couple of nights ago and the guy (who had a pinky ring, vaselined hair and a long camelhair coat, I kid you not) claimed heād only had to drill five safes in his career, heād managed to get the rest of them by feel or by clever tricksiness.
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So whereās the gofundme for Rob to buy a bigger safe and lock the old one inside?
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[Checks to see if Santa opened the safe like I asked in my letter]
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[Pouts, ignores stocking, and goes back to bed]
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Should all the old safes be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should all the old safes be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
scritch
Oh no, not yet.
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New goal tim allen to open safe.
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I hadnāt any idea sheād produced anything that weird. Liked!
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Hey, @beschizza! Itās before close of bidness on a non-holiday Friday! Locksmiths be workinā today!
Have you hired your Smitty yet? Are you setting up the webcam?
I repeat: Vacationās over!
Get (ahem) crackinā!
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The holidays must be prime safe-cracking seasonā¦
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What kind of monster are you?
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