I agree. It’s creepy and disturbing. Can we go back to the bleeding orifices instead please.
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Actually looks better.
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Yeah, it evens out his orange skin tone. No more pasty white eye patches…
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Does this thing have a fast forward button?
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Perhaps, but you will end up in a time loop. Waiting forever.
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So, inside the safe?
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[quote]This is how modern religions start.
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Dunno, this might be case where teaching abstinence only might not be such a bad idea. At the very least a 4 year prophylactic degree from a secular college is a start.
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Did you say more eyes? No. Sorry to disappoint.
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He should be wearing some light colored Ichiban lipstick-for-men to match the eyes.
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Getting answering machines. It’s almost as if there’s some festival or local holiday or something. I’ll try again next week.
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Oh, are we back at Badass Dragons of the Wasteland again?
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Now you cut that out.
I swear you guys will never let me live that down, even if you did get to Mars!
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Hmph. Well I guess it’s good nobody accidentally locked up their critical medication in there or anything. I guess adding any urgency to the call whatsoever only results in jacking up the bill. They know when they have you over a barrel.
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Why can’t you understand the glory and honor of always being remembered? If someone says “BBS” and “waiting” in the same sentence, I think of you!
Nobody gets to be remembered for what they want. You think Lincoln wanted to be remembered about going to Ford’s Theatre? He hated live shows!
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Duh. Everybody knows that locksmiths don’t work on the holidays or during years ending in 7.
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The emergency ones are destructive (and actually cheaper!)
I’m hoping to save the safe. Preserving the lock is an elaborate process involving drilling a tiny hole in the side, snaking an LED light and camera in, and watching the mechanism as the dial is manipulated.
Destructive opening is easy and involves the relatively simple application of energy.
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