Does this thing have a fast forward button?
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Perhaps, but you will end up in a time loop. Waiting forever.
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So, inside the safe?
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[quote]This is how modern religions start.
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Dunno, this might be case where teaching abstinence only might not be such a bad idea. At the very least a 4 year prophylactic degree from a secular college is a start.
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Did you say more eyes? No. Sorry to disappoint.
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He should be wearing some light colored Ichiban lipstick-for-men to match the eyes.
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Getting answering machines. Itās almost as if thereās some festival or local holiday or something. Iāll try again next week.
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Oh, are we back at Badass Dragons of the Wasteland again?
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Now you cut that out.
I swear you guys will never let me live that down, even if you did get to Mars!
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Hmph. Well I guess itās good nobody accidentally locked up their critical medication in there or anything. I guess adding any urgency to the call whatsoever only results in jacking up the bill. They know when they have you over a barrel.
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Why canāt you understand the glory and honor of always being remembered? If someone says āBBSā and āwaitingā in the same sentence, I think of you!
Nobody gets to be remembered for what they want. You think Lincoln wanted to be remembered about going to Fordās Theatre? He hated live shows!
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Duh. Everybody knows that locksmiths donāt work on the holidays or during years ending in 7.
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The emergency ones are destructive (and actually cheaper!)
Iām hoping to save the safe. Preserving the lock is an elaborate process involving drilling a tiny hole in the side, snaking an LED light and camera in, and watching the mechanism as the dial is manipulated.
Destructive opening is easy and involves the relatively simple application of energy.
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but destructive opening sounds like more fun
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My donation was contingent on the safe being opened, not destroyed! We can find something else to destroy for fun if thereās any money left over, right, Rob?
Pedro bought some tools from a retired locksmith a couple of nights ago and the guy (who had a pinky ring, vaselined hair and a long camelhair coat, I kid you not) claimed heād only had to drill five safes in his career, heād managed to get the rest of them by feel or by clever tricksiness.
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