Hmph. Well I guess it’s good nobody accidentally locked up their critical medication in there or anything. I guess adding any urgency to the call whatsoever only results in jacking up the bill. They know when they have you over a barrel.
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Why can’t you understand the glory and honor of always being remembered? If someone says “BBS” and “waiting” in the same sentence, I think of you!
Nobody gets to be remembered for what they want. You think Lincoln wanted to be remembered about going to Ford’s Theatre? He hated live shows!
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Duh. Everybody knows that locksmiths don’t work on the holidays or during years ending in 7.
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The emergency ones are destructive (and actually cheaper!)
I’m hoping to save the safe. Preserving the lock is an elaborate process involving drilling a tiny hole in the side, snaking an LED light and camera in, and watching the mechanism as the dial is manipulated.
Destructive opening is easy and involves the relatively simple application of energy.
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but destructive opening sounds like more fun
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My donation was contingent on the safe being opened, not destroyed! We can find something else to destroy for fun if there’s any money left over, right, Rob?
Pedro bought some tools from a retired locksmith a couple of nights ago and the guy (who had a pinky ring, vaselined hair and a long camelhair coat, I kid you not) claimed he’d only had to drill five safes in his career, he’d managed to get the rest of them by feel or by clever tricksiness.
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So where’s the gofundme for Rob to buy a bigger safe and lock the old one inside?
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[Checks to see if Santa opened the safe like I asked in my letter]
[Pouts, ignores stocking, and goes back to bed]
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Should all the old safes be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should all the old safes be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
scritch
Oh no, not yet.
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New goal tim allen to open safe.
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I hadn’t any idea she’d produced anything that weird. Liked!
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