I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

It was based on a pretty dark novel called Turks fruit by the Durch artist Jan Wolkers.

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why are there eyes? I demand more photoshopping and mouths instead of eyes.

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I agree. It’s creepy and disturbing. Can we go back to the bleeding orifices instead please.

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Actually looks better.

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Yeah, it evens out his orange skin tone. No more pasty white eye patches…

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Does this thing have a fast forward button?

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Perhaps, but you will end up in a time loop. Waiting forever.

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So, inside the safe?

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[quote]This is how modern religions start.

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Dunno, this might be case where teaching abstinence only might not be such a bad idea. At the very least a 4 year prophylactic degree from a secular college is a start.

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Did you say more eyes? No. Sorry to disappoint.

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He should be wearing some light colored Ichiban lipstick-for-men to match the eyes.

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Getting answering machines. It’s almost as if there’s some festival or local holiday or something. I’ll try again next week.

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Oh, are we back at Badass Dragons of the Wasteland again?

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Now you cut that out.

I swear you guys will never let me live that down, even if you did get to Mars!

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