No. Someone break in and install a larger safe, weld the old one inside.
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This has promise. Can we quickly repurpose the Gofundme while Rob is still on vacation?
Wait, waitā¦ got to think inside the box here. Can we quickly build a safe around his whole house?
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is his neighborhood unsafe?
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That would be disappointing.
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Also, what are the rules about cursed doubloons, would just Rob be cursed, or does everybody who chips in also get cursed? And what about the locksmith, does s/he get cursed as well? That wouldnāt seem fair.
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What if that chamber also had a chamber in itā¦
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Ok, so whereās the one for you not to open the safe?
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And what about the locksmith, does s/he get cursed as well? That wouldnāt seem fair.
They knew that was part of the job when they decided not to be a baker.
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Stretch goal: make @beschizza do as heās fucking told, and buy the robot to open the damn safe. Kicks in at $400.01. Go, go Invisible Hand!
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Go, go Robotic Hand!
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Any crowdsourced anchovy paste is to be sent to me.
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I am not Googling āGentlemenās Relish.ā
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Even āanchovy pasteāā¦ especially ācrowdsourced anchovy pasteā sounds morally and nutritionally suspect. Liāl Baby Jesus is spitting up in His manger at the very thought.
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Like any cursed item the curse should be on the doubloons themselves. Meaning whoever has possession of them is totes boned.
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I did, it sounds delish!
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I think Iāll become a baker.
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Boom!
Letās do this, people!
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amazing
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