I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

x-posted from "Obamacare saved my life" - Xeni on CNN


Boing Boing Executive Board Room

Cory and Mark sit at chairs furthest from door laughing at a chart detailing Boing Boing store profit margins

Rob: You sent for me?

Cory: Come in Rob! Have a seat.

Mark: Rob, why we asked you to come in today…well…

Cory: What Mark’s trying to say, Rob, is that our readers are not happy.

Mark: OPEN THE FUCKING SAFE ALREADY! OPEN THE GOD DAMN SAFE!

Cory: Mark! Mark! Mark! Time out! Time out!

Cory hands Mark his Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher which soothes him

Cory: Rob, please get the safe open. I don’t care how. Just make it happen.

Rob: Yes sir. Right away sir.

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