Good things bear waiting for?
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My Word! Heās ā¦ safe?
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Not certain you got the right oneā¦
Rob, itās a little large for the areaā¦
AHA! Yep, thatās the one.
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I donāt believe this method works, but only because I can see the ninja in the picture.
From the noted fake news site:
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no kitten!
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x-posted from "Obamacare saved my life" - Xeni on CNN
Boing Boing Executive Board Room
Cory and Mark sit at chairs furthest from door laughing at a chart detailing Boing Boing store profit margins
Rob: You sent for me?
Cory: Come in Rob! Have a seat.
Mark: Rob, why we asked you to come in todayā¦wellā¦
Cory: What Markās trying to say, Rob, is that our readers are not happy.
Mark: OPEN THE FUCKING SAFE ALREADY! OPEN THE GOD DAMN SAFE!
Cory: Mark! Mark! Mark! Time out! Time out!
Cory hands Mark his Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher which soothes him
Cory: Rob, please get the safe open. I donāt care how. Just make it happen.
Rob: Yes sir. Right away sir.
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I really have a hard time imagining that obsequiousness is part of Robās vocabulary.
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But youāre OK with the rest?
Iāll pen a 2nd draft right after never.
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Imagine it with an annoying sarcastic upspeak perhaps?
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Either way I think a Boing Boing Staff fanfic thread is in order.
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I donāt like where this is headed. Open the safe so we can change the subject!
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āDonāt likeā or ālike more than you care to admitā?
does that one eyebrow raising thing to indicate an air of mystery and insight
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This is BoingBoing, not Slashdot.
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Put your eyebrow down. No mystery here.
Why canāt it be both? 
That just means it would have to be home made or include steampunk things. And the phrase ālook at it, Christ, what an asshole.ā
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Well, if all yāall have a better way to kill time waiting for the technician to come back, Iām all ears.
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