But you’re OK with the rest?
I’ll pen a 2nd draft right after never.
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Imagine it with an annoying sarcastic upspeak perhaps?
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Either way I think a Boing Boing Staff fanfic thread is in order.
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I don’t like where this is headed. Open the safe so we can change the subject!
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“Don’t like” or “like more than you care to admit”?
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This is BoingBoing, not Slashdot.
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Put your eyebrow down. No mystery here.
Why can’t it be both? 
That just means it would have to be home made or include steampunk things. And the phrase “look at it, Christ, what an asshole.”
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Well, if all y’all have a better way to kill time waiting for the technician to come back, I’m all ears.
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[quote=“SteampunkBanana, post:1808, topic:74704”]
Open the safe so we can change the subject!
[/quote] I’m pretty sure we’ve been pretty off topic thus far, don’t let the safe stop you.
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Can you imagine sitting down and reading this entire thread?
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Sure maybe it’s a slow day at work.
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that would be crackers
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“There are 1805 replies with an estimated read time of 121 minutes.”
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So, I wonder what takes longer. For someone to read this entire thread from start to finish, or for a fully qualified and equipped locksmith to open Rob’s safe?
Next week on Unsolved Mysteries…
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What if there was a full hard copy of this thread in the safe? Man, that would be some kind of Neverending Story weird.
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