I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Or a Darren Brown stunt.

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Do we have time for another Gofundme? SHould be small. We have the “Security Technician” now we just need a person who can read that does not read Boing Boing (preferably) or at least one who does not read the comments.

Also

  • do they need to watch any linked videos to completion?
  • if they are unfamiliar with certain meanderings, do they have to go research or just keep reading.

In any case they need to create a new ID (or have one created before hand) and they should be able to leave with a fair number of badges.

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Not fair, we work weekends.

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If movies can have commentary tracks on them then Rob can read every entry on this thread and also give running commentary as he reads and watches any linked videos.

We’ll make it a podcast

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With a total running time equivalent to one of those streaming Yule Log videos…

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Rob has such a soothing voice.

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Why not go big? Let’s get David Attenborough on the job.

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If you are going to do that then you’d need to turn it into a nature documentary about Rob, complete with telephoto shots of him in his natural environment.

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Ugh. I just looked and David is 90 years old. When’s this safe getting opened again?

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Just record the VO in advance. Script out the likely outcomes, especially the ones about Rob becoming an international fugitive from justice as part of his Ginger-based MLM (“The Vitamin Just for Gingers!”).

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You are a valuable asset to this community.

bows deeply

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More than 8K posts needed…

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Gonna’ take more than $400…

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I can’t stop watching this…

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