I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

You got more of that, son? Asking for a friend

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What is the chance that whatever is in Rob’s safe will need to be quickly disposed of in the maw of Mt. Doom? I’m thinking it might be wise to be ready to Uber a giant eagle at a moment’s notice.

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I can’t tell if that’s John Goodman or Russell Crowe

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We also thought we’d have flying cars and robot butlers

*and that the safe would be open

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We’re not getting what we want, but we’re definitely getting what we need.

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Can’t be, I didn’t try. At anytime.

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or rather what we deserve.

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Here’s an old, deep cut from our boys from Akron…

One, two, be safe

Be safe, b-abies, be safe
Locked box is wetly lewd so
Stay dry in rubber boots and

Be safe, b-abies, be safe
@beschizza, ripe and rude
Spin dial, fixed to open and

Be safe, b-abies, be safe
Locked up in metal box now
Open Door, lots of loot and
Be safe

Be safe, b-abies, be safe
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Go a year, no-no two’s and

Be safe, b-abies, be safe
Watch out for fruits and mutes
Bananas are the root

So be safe, b-abies, be safe
Locked up in metal box now
Open Door, lots of loot and
Oh, be safe

Be safe, b-abies, be safe
Locked box is wetly lewd so
Stay dry in rubber boots and

Be safe, b-abies, be safe
Post forum No update
Go a year, no-no two’s and

Be safe, b-abies, be safe
Locked up in metal box now
Open Door, lots of loot and
Oh, be safe

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