I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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I canā€™t stop watching thisā€¦

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Caught me by surprise, too. Fully expected it to flame out into [weirdness] butā€¦yeah. Oddly captivating.

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That wasā€¦ something.

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Canā€™t fool me. He doesnā€™t have one.

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blink

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just donā€™t get no cheetos, aight?

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I watched itā€¦twice.

:neutral_face:

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ā€¦ dafuk?!

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Totally entertained! Iā€™m justā€¦ I canā€™tā€¦ itā€™sā€¦ WOW.

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You got more of that, son? Asking for a friend

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What is the chance that whatever is in Robā€™s safe will need to be quickly disposed of in the maw of Mt. Doom? Iā€™m thinking it might be wise to be ready to Uber a giant eagle at a momentā€™s notice.

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I canā€™t tell if thatā€™s John Goodman or Russell Crowe

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We also thought weā€™d have flying cars and robot butlers

*and that the safe would be open

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