I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Caught me by surprise, too. Fully expected it to flame out into [weirdness] but…yeah. Oddly captivating.

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That was… something.

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Can’t fool me. He doesn’t have one.

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blink

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just don’t get no cheetos, aight?

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I watched it…twice.

:neutral_face:

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… dafuk?!

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Totally entertained! I’m just… I can’t… it’s… WOW.

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You got more of that, son? Asking for a friend

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What is the chance that whatever is in Rob’s safe will need to be quickly disposed of in the maw of Mt. Doom? I’m thinking it might be wise to be ready to Uber a giant eagle at a moment’s notice.

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I can’t tell if that’s John Goodman or Russell Crowe

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We also thought we’d have flying cars and robot butlers

*and that the safe would be open

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We’re not getting what we want, but we’re definitely getting what we need.

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Can’t be, I didn’t try. At anytime.

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or rather what we deserve.

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