What is the chance that whatever is in Rob’s safe will need to be quickly disposed of in the maw of Mt. Doom? I’m thinking it might be wise to be ready to Uber a giant eagle at a moment’s notice.
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I can’t tell if that’s John Goodman or Russell Crowe
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We also thought we’d have flying cars and robot butlers
*and that the safe would be open
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We’re not getting what we want, but we’re definitely getting what we need.
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Can’t be, I didn’t try. At anytime.
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or rather what we deserve.
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Here’s an old, deep cut from our boys from Akron…
One, two, be safe
Be safe, b-abies, be safe
Locked box is wetly lewd so
Stay dry in rubber boots and
Be safe, b-abies, be safe
@beschizza, ripe and rude
Spin dial, fixed to open and
Be safe, b-abies, be safe
Locked up in metal box now
Open Door, lots of loot and
Be safe
Be safe, b-abies, be safe
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Go a year, no-no two’s and
Be safe, b-abies, be safe
Watch out for fruits and mutes
Bananas are the root
So be safe, b-abies, be safe
Locked up in metal box now
Open Door, lots of loot and
Oh, be safe
Be safe, b-abies, be safe
Locked box is wetly lewd so
Stay dry in rubber boots and
Be safe, b-abies, be safe
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Go a year, no-no two’s and
Be safe, b-abies, be safe
Locked up in metal box now
Open Door, lots of loot and
Oh, be safe
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This is what Myst would be in real life - not cleverly figuring out how to open the safe yourself but realizing that you can’t then trying to figure out if you can afford a locksmith and waiting forever for them to come and open it.
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