I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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We’re not getting what we want, but we’re definitely getting what we need.

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Can’t be, I didn’t try. At anytime.

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or rather what we deserve.

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Here’s an old, deep cut from our boys from Akron…

One, two, be safe

Be safe, b-abies, be safe
Locked box is wetly lewd so
Stay dry in rubber boots and

Be safe, b-abies, be safe
@beschizza, ripe and rude
Spin dial, fixed to open and

Be safe, b-abies, be safe
Locked up in metal box now
Open Door, lots of loot and
Be safe

Be safe, b-abies, be safe
Post forum No update
Go a year, no-no two’s and

Be safe, b-abies, be safe
Watch out for fruits and mutes
Bananas are the root

So be safe, b-abies, be safe
Locked up in metal box now
Open Door, lots of loot and
Oh, be safe

Be safe, b-abies, be safe
Locked box is wetly lewd so
Stay dry in rubber boots and

Be safe, b-abies, be safe
Post forum No update
Go a year, no-no two’s and

Be safe, b-abies, be safe
Locked up in metal box now
Open Door, lots of loot and
Oh, be safe

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This is what Myst would be in real life - not cleverly figuring out how to open the safe yourself but realizing that you can’t then trying to figure out if you can afford a locksmith and waiting forever for them to come and open it.

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You may be on to something. Did Rob look for clues? Did the previous owners have constellations painted on the ceiling? Is there a clock tower in the backyard?

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Do we see Rob’s face peering forlornly out of the pages of a book?

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