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From the technician’s perspective:
Note the safe to the right and Rob down the hallway.
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a Panzerschranksollbruchstellenverursacher would soothe the restless and agitated open-the-safe-NOW crowd here
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Do you think we’re being impatient? It’s been 9 months… 
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If it was a baby it would’ve been induced by now.
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I saw that there were 64 unread posts on this thread. I panicked, fearing that at last, the wheels were turning, and I had missed that moment of revelation.
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It’s okay. Just post some snark and we’ll all get through this together.
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Oh, it’s hopeless. Nobody can out snark Rob! Trying to is like sending kindergartners against The 300.
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Caesarean.
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It’s quite possible that, even if the ‘safe’ is supposedly ‘opened’ the populace will decry it as ‘fake news’ and refuse to accept the alleged reports as anything other than a Chinese hoax.
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that shot is probably the best thing about Locke’s character arc.
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Never look away. Once you’ve peered into this thread madness snark will consume you. For the safe’s opening will perpetually be just barely out of reach.
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Do not drink tea from the Putin teapot that may be found in the safe 
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Nah, I think we’re OK. Polonium only has a half-life of 138 days, so even though the FSB clearly would have laced the teapot with a lethal dose back in the day, it’s all probably decayed to (relatively) harmless 206Pb by now.
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Google failed me. Please define that gigantic word.
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I think it means ‘armoured car’
ETA: but I think wrong
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Except with a Panzerschrank
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Tanks for that! 
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you started with <noun>sollbruchstellenverursacher!
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