that shot is probably the best thing about Locke’s character arc.
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Never look away. Once you’ve peered into this thread madness snark will consume you. For the safe’s opening will perpetually be just barely out of reach.
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Do not drink tea from the Putin teapot that may be found in the safe 
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Nah, I think we’re OK. Polonium only has a half-life of 138 days, so even though the FSB clearly would have laced the teapot with a lethal dose back in the day, it’s all probably decayed to (relatively) harmless 206Pb by now.
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Google failed me. Please define that gigantic word.
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I think it means ‘armoured car’
ETA: but I think wrong
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Except with a Panzerschrank
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Tanks for that! 
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you started with <noun>sollbruchstellenverursacher!
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That doesn’t mean I know what I’m talking about!!! 
Once it got past 8 letters I failed to recognize any pattern and got a little dizzy.
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A Panzerschrank is a bazooka, so it’s a device for destroying armored cars.
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Gonna toast some marshmallows while I wait.
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There’s an actual end, after which it starts over? Guess I didn’t watch long enough. Let me go get some popcorn…
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clickbait
The ending will shock you!
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There is an open safe in there somewhere.
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Guys, i found exclusive footage of the “security technician” opening the safe
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