I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Are we on the thermal lance again?

I can’t find a better copy of the video, but if memory serves it also took a really long time and a large number of lances to burn through the top of that thing.

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Make sure it has some funky synth and a good bass line.

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Today I opened the closet door and in the darkness saw the safe at the back of it. I stared at it. I don’t rightly now for how long I did but when I looked away the sunlight glinted in through from the blood-veiled dusk and I remembered I should just call a locksmith

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This isn’t an antique safe still interesting


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Individuals with The Open Organization Of Lockpickers should be considered to have knowledge of the existence of ‎Schröechizza’s Safe.

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Please?

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While I’d love to see video of Rob going at it with a thermal lance, or other ill advised shenanigans, It’s really time to get the darn thing open.

@beschizza I hope to see you and one of the TOOL folks busting it open soon, if not a paid locksmith.

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Earth-shattering kaboom! Earth-shattering kaboom!

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Call Geraldo, too. Just in case it’s filled with krugerrands.

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I’m hoping that it contains a small, securely-locked adamantium box. :slight_smile:

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Or selfies of Geraldo… :scream:

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LOL, hey like him or not I can only hope to look as good as he does at his age.

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Just wait. Next week Rob will be soliciting ideas for how to get an unexpected locomotive out of his basement.

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The keys to it are in the safe…

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“We should just drive it out of the basement!”

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basement or dungeon? has anyone an idea about the size of Chateau Beschizza?

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Guys… are we going to feel disappointed when @beschizza finally opens this thing. I sort of feel like we’ve built it up a good bit now. What if it’s empty or not full of any of the things we’ve imagined? What then?

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don’t you want your dissertation back?

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We can send him all manner of things in unmarked wrappers and he can seal it up for the next occupant.

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