Just wait. Next week Rob will be soliciting ideas for how to get an unexpected locomotive out of his basement.
The keys to it are in the safe…
“We should just drive it out of the basement!”
basement or dungeon? has anyone an idea about the size of Chateau Beschizza?
Guys… are we going to feel disappointed when @beschizza finally opens this thing. I sort of feel like we’ve built it up a good bit now. What if it’s empty or not full of any of the things we’ve imagined? What then?
We can send him all manner of things in unmarked wrappers and he can seal it up for the next occupant.
this is excellent. I propose a ring with lots of old safe keys and a lock-picking set
What!?!? @beschizza, get that thing open! I can’t be dr. Mindysan33 without it!
Here I was thinking my hubby was putting it in OUR lock box, not Robs magic safe!
I’d guess it was probably emptied by whoever last used it. Maybe it has an ancient homeowner’s insurance policy, a barely legible list of insurance agents from 50 years ago, a faded list of old family doctors, some old faded personal legal docs., and a key to an unknown safety deposit box?
Ah, Schrodinger, Schrodinger… is there no end to your paradox?
An elaborate, antique key, with a note that says “this is the key to the other safe.”
Then it will have exactly what I imagine it has in it. Geraldo Rivera has helped insure that our expectations are very low.
That’s totally true. In a number of ways.
Could be worse, he could be John Stossel
My most hoped for outcome is that the door is opened to reveal a smaller safe inside it - the first sign that this is a Russian doll safe, with many, many layers.
The same thing we do every election cycle.
He could just leave us permanently in suspense…