Earth-shattering kaboom! Earth-shattering kaboom!
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Call Geraldo, too. Just in case itās filled with krugerrands.
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Iām hoping that it contains a small, securely-locked adamantium box. 
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Or selfies of Geraldoā¦ 
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LOL, hey like him or not I can only hope to look as good as he does at his age.
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Just wait. Next week Rob will be soliciting ideas for how to get an unexpected locomotive out of his basement.
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The keys to it are in the safeā¦
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āWe should just drive it out of the basement!ā
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basement or dungeon? has anyone an idea about the size of Chateau Beschizza?
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Guysā¦ are we going to feel disappointed when @beschizza finally opens this thing. I sort of feel like weāve built it up a good bit now. What if itās empty or not full of any of the things weāve imagined? What then?
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donāt you want your dissertation back?
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We can send him all manner of things in unmarked wrappers and he can seal it up for the next occupant.
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this is excellent. I propose a ring with lots of old safe keys and a lock-picking set
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What!?!? @beschizza, get that thing open! I canāt be dr. Mindysan33 without it!
Here I was thinking my hubby was putting it in OUR lock box, not Robs magic safe!
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Iād guess it was probably emptied by whoever last used it. Maybe it has an ancient homeownerās insurance policy, a barely legible list of insurance agents from 50 years ago, a faded list of old family doctors, some old faded personal legal docs., and a key to an unknown safety deposit box?
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Ah, Schrodinger, Schrodingerā¦ is there no end to your paradox?
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An elaborate, antique key, with a note that says āthis is the key to the other safe.ā
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Then it will have exactly what I imagine it has in it. Geraldo Rivera has helped insure that our expectations are very low. 
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Thatās totally true. In a number of ways.
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Could be worse, he could be John Stossel
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