While I’d love to see video of Rob going at it with a thermal lance, or other ill advised shenanigans, It’s really time to get the darn thing open.
@beschizza I hope to see you and one of the TOOL folks busting it open soon, if not a paid locksmith.
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Earth-shattering kaboom! Earth-shattering kaboom!
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Call Geraldo, too. Just in case it’s filled with krugerrands.
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I’m hoping that it contains a small, securely-locked adamantium box. 
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Or selfies of Geraldo… 
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LOL, hey like him or not I can only hope to look as good as he does at his age.
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Just wait. Next week Rob will be soliciting ideas for how to get an unexpected locomotive out of his basement.
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The keys to it are in the safe…
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“We should just drive it out of the basement!”
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basement or dungeon? has anyone an idea about the size of Chateau Beschizza?
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Guys… are we going to feel disappointed when @beschizza finally opens this thing. I sort of feel like we’ve built it up a good bit now. What if it’s empty or not full of any of the things we’ve imagined? What then?
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We can send him all manner of things in unmarked wrappers and he can seal it up for the next occupant.
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this is excellent. I propose a ring with lots of old safe keys and a lock-picking set
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What!?!? @beschizza, get that thing open! I can’t be dr. Mindysan33 without it!
Here I was thinking my hubby was putting it in OUR lock box, not Robs magic safe!
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I’d guess it was probably emptied by whoever last used it. Maybe it has an ancient homeowner’s insurance policy, a barely legible list of insurance agents from 50 years ago, a faded list of old family doctors, some old faded personal legal docs., and a key to an unknown safety deposit box?
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Ah, Schrodinger, Schrodinger… is there no end to your paradox?
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An elaborate, antique key, with a note that says “this is the key to the other safe.”
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Then it will have exactly what I imagine it has in it. Geraldo Rivera has helped insure that our expectations are very low. 
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That’s totally true. In a number of ways.
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