I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

How hilarious would it be if the safe was actually full of dubloons? In the form of dried-out rancid chocolate gelt.

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Given what I typically find in unexpected places its either full of dead rodents and decaying leaves or my car keys.

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In think we all secretly expect it’s full of trolling.

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Are we sure that would fit?

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I really, really hope it isn’t stuffed with body parts…

:-0

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So, do these folks stick one of those promotional contractor signs in your lawn while they are working? “Onsite Safecracking by Honest Bob’s Discreet Locksmithing”?

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First bid is $400 plus taxes. Woof!

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Back to the thermal lance idea. (Can you see if there are any lockpicking clubs in your area? Assuming such things even exist - surely they do! Host a meetup and set them a challenge…)

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Why don’t you try selling the safe on eBay as a Mystery Box?

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At this point, you could crowdfund it.

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Ooooh yeah…

Maybe you could sell shares to get a “piece of da action”

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I’m in for one. Not sure what I’d do with a 1/50th part of a dimensional portal to a realm of pain and horror though.

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Timeshare? Get in early, get the first weekend in August?

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Good idea. Go somewhere nice and warm for the winter. A fortnight in an Australian February is pretty close to the banefires of the damned anyway, just a touch more humid.

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Time to build an Arduino safecracking bot…

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Or rent the room out as an “escape room” adventure - tell people the key to the exit is in the safe…

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Well holiday?


Party like it’s 1993

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There have been 570 posts (so far) on this thread, with over 150 distinct posters. With this post I’m up to 13. I’d gladly give Rob (13/570)*$400 as a contribution to the job.

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So 9.12 dollars.

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will donate for lulz, damn you safe, you better deliver.

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