How hilarious would it be if the safe was actually full of dubloons? In the form of dried-out rancid chocolate gelt.
Given what I typically find in unexpected places its either full of dead rodents and decaying leaves or my car keys.
In think we all secretly expect it’s full of trolling.
I really, really hope it isn’t stuffed with body parts…
So, do these folks stick one of those promotional contractor signs in your lawn while they are working? “Onsite Safecracking by Honest Bob’s Discreet Locksmithing”?
First bid is $400 plus taxes. Woof!
Back to the thermal lance idea. (Can you see if there are any lockpicking clubs in your area? Assuming such things even exist - surely they do! Host a meetup and set them a challenge…)
Why don’t you try selling the safe on eBay as a Mystery Box?
At this point, you could crowdfund it.
Maybe you could sell shares to get a “piece of da action”
I’m in for one. Not sure what I’d do with a 1/50th part of a dimensional portal to a realm of pain and horror though.
Timeshare? Get in early, get the first weekend in August?
Good idea. Go somewhere nice and warm for the winter. A fortnight in an Australian February is pretty close to the banefires of the damned anyway, just a touch more humid.
Time to build an Arduino safecracking bot…
Or rent the room out as an “escape room” adventure - tell people the key to the exit is in the safe…
There have been 570 posts (so far) on this thread, with over 150 distinct posters. With this post I’m up to 13. I’d gladly give Rob (13/570)*$400 as a contribution to the job.
So 9.12 dollars.
will donate for lulz, damn you safe, you better deliver.