This sounds like the most improbable statement ever. How often does a person get to say something like this that isn’t planning a heist?
… is this safe really at your house or is this next door to you?
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we already discussed cellars and tunnels in this thread *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*
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The absolute worst part of planning a heist:
Having to solicit competitive bids from contractors and trying to decide who to hire…
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Well, the absolute worst part is dragging the crew down there and hyping the damn thing for two solid hours, only to reveal that it was empty all along.
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But How Did We Get on the Island!
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“Third National Bank and Trust” is a family name, of course we had it painted on the house. How could you doubt it?
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How hilarious would it be if the safe was actually full of dubloons? In the form of dried-out rancid chocolate gelt.
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Given what I typically find in unexpected places its either full of dead rodents and decaying leaves or my car keys.
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In think we all secretly expect it’s full of trolling.
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I really, really hope it isn’t stuffed with body parts…
:-0
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So, do these folks stick one of those promotional contractor signs in your lawn while they are working? “Onsite Safecracking by Honest Bob’s Discreet Locksmithing”?
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First bid is $400 plus taxes. Woof!
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Back to the thermal lance idea. (Can you see if there are any lockpicking clubs in your area? Assuming such things even exist - surely they do! Host a meetup and set them a challenge…)
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Why don’t you try selling the safe on eBay as a Mystery Box?
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At this point, you could crowdfund it.
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Ooooh yeah…
Maybe you could sell shares to get a “piece of da action”
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I’m in for one. Not sure what I’d do with a 1/50th part of a dimensional portal to a realm of pain and horror though.
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Timeshare? Get in early, get the first weekend in August?
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Good idea. Go somewhere nice and warm for the winter. A fortnight in an Australian February is pretty close to the banefires of the damned anyway, just a touch more humid.
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